Sneezing

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Thanks so much for 14k reads. This one I'm crediting to tumblr, I haven't been able to write much, I have work and volunteering for the summer. But enjoy, I'm going to find time to write I promise. It would help if you left me request? Ily :) x

Michael:
It was a cold winter night at your house and Michael was coming over for a movie marathon. He showed up at your door with his infamous sweater paws.
"Its cold as fuck out there" He said.
"Thanks for stating the obvious Mikey" you said letting him in. He sat at the kitchen table as you went to the kitchen "I'm just going to make some hot chocolate so you can go pick out a movie if you want."
"Nah I'll wait for you and you can pick out the first movie" he said laying his head on the table.
"Ok" You got a mug out and started mixing the hot chocolate then you heard a high pitched small noise that sounded like a sneeze "Did you hear that noise?"
"Uh what noise, I didn't hear myself sneeze like a girl, pff what are you talking about" he murmured.
"Oh my god that was you!! That was so funny!" You exclaimed.
"Ya ya now let's not talk about it."
"How can we not talk about it? That wasn't very punk rock of you, you know."
"Well I'm sorry getting a cold isn't punk rock!"

Ashton:
"Hello I'm Y/N and I'm with my boyfriend Ashton Irwin, Mr.Irwin where are we and what are we doing?" You said to the camera on Ashton's phone making a keek.
"Um we are in a little café in Philadelphia and we are getting some coffee and pastries" he said adding a yawn.
"Uh huh that sounds interesting tell me more."
"I don't know what else to say!"
"Talk about what kind of donut and coffee you got."
"Well I only got black coffee and I did not get a donut I got a cinnamon ro- achoo, OH MY GOD THAT WAS A WEIRD SNEEZE YOU BETTER NOT POST THAT" Ashton practically screamed which got you guys glances and glares.
"Well that's to bad sucker I got it and I'm posting it now! Have fun paying for two coffees and two pastries!" You yelled and got up to run out the door but Ashton was thinking before you and wrapped his arms around you and picked you up and took the phone out of your hand.
"Sorry babe but it's getting deleted."
"No don't it was cute!"
"It was embarrassing" he said.
"If you let me keep it up I'll let you post something that will embarrass me."
"How about your 7th grade school photo" he pouted.
"Fine."

Calum:
You were laying in bed wide awake waiting for Calum to get home. It was 12:55 in the morning and he was suppose to be home 2 hours ago but you figured he went and had a drink with the lads. Your eyes grew heavy and you were drifting off to sleep but then you heard someone come into your bedroom. It was Calum and of course he was drunk like you thought.
"Shit!" He muttered quietly as he knocked something over. You put your face into your pillow to muffle your laugh.
His footprints wondered into the bathroom and you heard the water start to run. 10 minutes later Calum came out of the bathroom with just a towel loosely around his waist. You watched him as he was at his dresser grabbing boxers and a pair of shorts to wear to bed. As he was pushing the drawers back in he sneezed causing the towel to fall off.
"Nice butt Hood" you said and Calum twirled around completely naked.
"Why thanks Y/L/N" he replied with a grin "but now that you saw me naked we are going to have to start something."
"Oh really? What is it?"
"You'll have to find out yourself" he said climbing on top of you.

Luke:
"Just come on Y/N!" Luke begged trying to drag you out of your house door to go to a radio interview.
"But why do I have to come?" You groaned.
"Because I don't want to do it alone, so you are coming with me" he bopped your nose.
"Okay but I'm just going to sit there silently."
"Just as long as you're there" he said giving you a cheesy smile.
We you got to the studio the radio host started off asking Luke questions about the album. He then answered some questions off of twitter from the fans.
"Y/N is also here with us so if you would like to ask her any questions call, text, or tweet" Luke said out of the blue. You just gave him a death stare. The first question you got was a fan calling.
"Hi" she said politely.
"Hey darling what's your name?"
"I'm Lydia. I was wondering if there is anything about Luke that we don't know about" you immediately had a grin on your facing knowing exactly what to tell her.
"Well if you rub the very tip of his nose this happens..." You took your index finger and tickled his nose and he started having a sneeze attack "is that good enough for ya."
"Oh my gosh yes that was wonderful!" She said and hung up.
"I'm going to kill you when we get home" Luke whispered in your ear.
You looked at him with an apologetic smile shrugging your shoulders.

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