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Annabeth Chase: percy I'm pregnant

Percy J: whaah ???!!!?&&@$&@!,:!!!!!!:(

Athena: :( :( :( you had so much going for you oh my gods please be lying I might just cry

Annabeth Chase : wait this isn't on Percy's wall!!!?

Athena: gods no all of your followers can see this

Annabeth Chase: OMG

POSEIDON: congrats

LEOVALDEZ: dido

Calypso : stupid

Annabeth Chase: way to be supportive calypso and to think I called you aunt!..!!?.,!

Athena: if you pregnant I'm NEVER speaking to you again!!!!!

Hazel L: I joined Facebook at the worst time

Ra Ra Rachel: chill

Travis stoll: well interesting

Conner stoll: questionable even

Hermes : no just awkward

Octavian: sorry for killing the bear could've given it to your kid

Reyna: please be lying

Frank zhang: wish I was at camp Jupiter

Jason grace: I'm not hurt

Thalia grace: no one asked if you were hurt or not

Thalia grace: call dibs on being god mother

Piper McLean: dang Thalia beat me to it I was going to call dibs.

Clarisse: so I hope this means you leaving camp!

Aphrodite: I'm shipping this baby too

Percy j: no

Clarisse: man

ZEUS: great grandchild yah

LEOVALDEZ: Zeus don't you find it weird that you're brother dated your daughter!?

ZEUS: now that you mention it. Yes it Is kind of awkward. I'm coming after you Poseidon.

LEOVALDEZ: does anyone also find it weird that we're all family but we date each other

Hazel L: you make thing sound nasty

LEOVALDEZ : that's what I do

Annabeth Chase : JK IM NOT PREGNANT

Athena : wait what

ZEUS: we were all in on this except for you

Athena: I'm might not speak to you for a while, and don't be surprised when an animal mauls you all to death and I'm their but choose not to help you.

Percy J: don't have to be such a serious tieberious.

Athena: did you just make that one up

Percy J: yup do you like it!?

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