''LEVI!'' I shout.
''What?!'' he snaps.
Levi is busy making lemonade in the kitchen. It's a hot summer (not as hot as Levi) so lemonade sounds great. He opens the fridge and crouches down, searching for the juiciest lemons in the world.
''I can't find any lemons in this fucking fridge. Can you look for some downstairs?'' Levi asks me.
''Sure!" I reply.
I go downstairs to the basement. It's a bit dark, so I turn my phone flashlight in order to navigate.
I decide to prank Levi by grabbing some plastic lemons (idk how the fuck I have those so shut up).
''Levi! I found some juicy lemons!'' I shout as I scramble up the stairs.
Levi looks delighted for a moment. Then he sees my lemons are not real.
''Fuck you. I thought those were gonna be good,'' Levi grumbles.
Levi is basically you reacting to this being a joke. Please don't feed me to the titans for this.
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Levi x Reader LEMON
Romancei wrote this as a joke and it still is terrible years later