the best chicken (reader x gordon ramsay)

chapter eight - hairy 3

sunlight pours in, causing you to stir. you stand up and go to pull the curtains shut. you hear a rustle behind you. instantaneously you proceed to grab the frying pan to your right. how convenient. "woahwoahwoah" a familiar voice says. you turn around to be met with hairy styles, only he is naked. very naked. "omg hairy" you close your eyes and turn away. "why are you naked" it is then you remember. you are naked too. you run to the bathroom and cry in embarrassment. you were unhappy about the way it all worked out. sure it felt nice at he time but was it worth it? was having sex with a competitor worth it? was having sex with a superstar worth it? hell yeah