Mirror: Oh yes, look into me! Look into me so I can point out all your imperfections!
Shower: Yeah, oh yeah this one's a hot one, oh yeah keep scrubbing like that, yeah, yeah-wait, what? What are you doing?! This is a shower not a toilet!!
Toilet: and here comes another one, jeez stop making those noises think; who's the one worse off here?!
Bed: Oh come on guys, must you do that on top of me? Oh jees disgusting! Get a room... oh
Scales: Ow, Ow, OW! Loose a few kilo's won't you? Oh please no, please no, please don't eat another donut!
Carrots: wow, why are we so popular all of a sudden? (Directioners will get this)
A/N Anyone have any other ideas????
