So now you know a little about my fucked up life, let's get to now! Right now I sit at home with my dads girlfriend while my dad is at work. Summer is so boring because there is nothing to do and I don't really want to hangout with my best friend because she is stuck up her boy friends ass so.... yeah. Kimmy my dads girl friend, can't cook worth a crap so I guess I'm gonna starve to death. Its about five o'clock and my dad walks in the door. I don't get this because he gets home at 4:15, but whatever. He picked up some food so I quickly grabbed what I could and went up to my room. As I walked in my room and sat down on my bed and started to eat, I hear a loud deep voice call "Lacey Brooke colt". I quickly yelled back "yes?". My dad called for me to come down from my room to the living room. When I got there I sat on the couch and him and Kimmy were looking at me and with a big smile on my dads face and a smart ass fake bitch look on kimmy's, My dad said "Sweetheart we want to tell you something". Me thinking in my mind this was gonna be stupid, boy was I wrong!!! "sweetie say hello to your new step mom!". with a bright fucking look on my face, I quickly took what he said into my mind and let it process. "Hello kimmers!!!". After I said my hello's I walked up to my room and quickly called my best friend.