murdoc and iris were in love. they were both very happy together and they were never sad.
iris loved her pickle boyfriend because he was really hot and his personality was beautiful and he was perfect
murdoc loved his not a pickle girlfriend because she was a dumbass, but she was a cute dumbass. also she was ,,,,,thicc,,,,,
they would do great things together like watch movies, listen to music, and perform satanic rituals. #couplegoals !!!!
one day they were sitting outside in a tree and listening to gorillaz when murdoc suddenly turned off the music and grabbed iris's hand
'iris i love you and i always will, you are the light of my life, will you please be my girlfriend"
"uhh i thought we were already dating lmao"
"oh yeah lmaoooo"
they started listening to music again and all was well
a few hours later they decided to do sex because that's what people do
they were making out and stuff and iris got on murdocs 10 inch murcock and started riding it
"uhh fuck murdoc youre so secxi i love you" iris moaned as she came like 20 times in 5 minutes and it hurt like hell but it was worth it
murdoc was just making weird murdoc noises
after they both finished they fell asleep in each other's arms and woke up and did it again so many times.
a few weeks later they got married, and lived a long and happy life together until their inevitable deaths ::::))))
the end ☻
