Brook came back from her extra history class. She opened the door and said:
- Hi Hanna! Guess what; Mr Fitz said he was engaged today *she walked to the kitchen to join her friend* You know what, I think I gonna kill myself; after news like this, nothing matters in life!
But suddenly, she was hit by the worst apparition of her life.
Brook, screaming: AAAAAAAAAH! What the fuck is going on there?!
Harry, embarassed: Hey Brook... What are you doing here?
Brook: Hm... Let me see, I’m here because I’M LIVING HERE ASSHOLE!
Harry: No need in being vulgar...
Brook: Well, may I know why Mr. Judd is standing naked in my kitchen at 8p.m ; I’ll be glad to hear why. *back to her normal voice* Is it polite enough for you ?
Harry: Well, technically, I’m not naked; I have a towel on my hips.
Brook, nearly vomiting: OMFG this is MY towel around YOUR naked ASS!
Harry: Hm this is not only YOUR towel... You live here with Hannah after all...
Brook: Look, little jerk, you see the word “Brook” written in big letters on this towel? It means that it’s Brook’s towel. And guess what; I AM BROOK!
Hannah showed up in the kitchen.
Brook: Thanks god, you’re here! I would like some explanations. So, Hannah, what the heck is Judd doing in MY towel, in OUR kitchen? And you’d better have a good excuse because if you haven’t, I may kick his stupid ass!!!
Hannah (who was full dressed): Well, actually, it’s all my fault.
Harry: No, it’s our fault.
Brook: Yeah I know that you need to be two at least to do such a THING...
Hannah/Harry: No no, it’s not what you’re thinking about! It’s not at all!
Brook: Really ?! So, what happened ?
Harry: Hannah spilled a casserole full of bolognese pasta over me so I took a quick shower and I accidentaly took your towel.
Brook: That’s it ? Nothing else ? You haven’t... you know...
Hannah: Oh NO! We haven’t !
Brook: Oh well... I feel kinda sick now so I gotta go... Harry, take off my towel and clean it okay?
Harry immediately took off the towel. The girls didn’t have the time to look somewhere else...
Brook: NO! NOT NOW! NOT IN FRONT OF ME!!! Oh gosh, this is a big one, mazeltov! *Harry hide his “stuff” and Hannah look away, ashamed* Hum...You know what ? Keep it as a gift.
Hannah: B, I’m really sorry... Er...
Brook: Yeah, whatever, ‘gotta go.
Hanna: Where are yo going ?
Brook: Anywhere but here.
She left the house and went to the McFLY’s place. She rang and somebody she didn’t wanna see – except from Hannah and Harry – opened; Dougie Poynter.
- Hey...Doug.
- Hey! Wazzup ?
- Well I just came back home but it looked like Hannah and Harry were kinda busy and I felt so embarassed that I left. Can I stay with you guys for one or a couple of hours, so they would have the time to do whatever they wanna do?
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Above The Noise Of London
Fanfiction[Rating: 14+?] Brook and Hannah have finished their final exams and their parents gave them an oportunity to live in London for 3 months. But they could stay more if they find a job! So, they've moved in a little house in London where a old woman, M...
