Insatiable-Season 2

Dixie

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Bob gasped. Creasing his brows, he said, "And what makes you think I'll do it? Dixie and you are both DEVILS!"

Regina cackled. "No, we're winners! If you coach her, I'll make sure she wins for SURE!"

Bob puts his hands on his hips. "By cheating!"

Regina replied, "Hey, cheating is not a bad thing! You've done it a lot before too!"

Bob, "Well...yeah."

When Bob said that, I was shocked. He was actually considering it! I was disgusted. Bob was coaching ME! So, I interrupted their "pleasant" conversation. "Ahem, AHEM! You see, Regina, Bob is coaching ME, and therefore cannot coach your lying daughter, Regina."

Regina turned and looked at me. "Well then, Bob, I suppose you'll have to stop coaching this pathetic substitute for Dixie, and replace her with Dixie."

I'm getting mad. "REGINA! I am NOT a substitute! I am the one he's coaching, not Dixie, and it's gonna stay that way!" as I exclaim, I clench my hands extremely tightly.

Regina snickers. "Yes, but Patty, we all know that you're evil and dangerous. Who would want to coach you?"

Coralee grabs Barnard while Bob and Regina are talking. She pulls him into the bathroom and follows him in. There are thuds covered by the shouts of Regina and Bob. Then my phone beeps.

BRICK: Hey, Patty. Srry about earlier. I don't know what got in2 me.

PATTY: It's fine, Brick. I'm at Bob/ur dad's house right now.

BRICK: Wait, y?

PATTY: O, nothing. GTG. Bye.

Regina shouts, "Fine, BOB! Have your pathetic trainee. Me and Dixie will find someone much better than you. Dixie, let's go!"

Bob and I make confused faces.

"Dixie? Where's Dixie? She''s not in here...right?" Bob looks around, worried.

Regina smiled nastily. "Oh she's here alright.", and Dixie slithers out from under Bob and Coralee's bed.

"Hi, y'all!" Dixie smiles and waves at all. "Thanks for the list of 'How to be a Pageant Winner!', Dixie waves a long paper at us, and runs through the door.

"No! I need that list! Without it, I can't be a coach! No! Come back!" Bob chases after Dixie.

Regina shot me an evil smile and exited the room.