The Moslty True Story Of The Lunch Bunch

Camp Stories Pt. 1

MY BRITISH TWIN

So, we were sitting outside and this one British counselor sat down next to me and we started talking and it went something along the lines of this:

Him: You look like my cousin

Me: *awkward laugh* really?

Him: Yea...except you're not, because she's in...England

Me: *awkward giggle*

Yup. And it makes it so much better that a year ago he was my counselor crush. Yay me.

LEARNING LINES

So, at camp we're doing a play version of School of Rock and I'm Patty the wife/girlfriend thing.

So, I was learning my lines we the person that plays Ned and he has a line that literally goes:

"No she's my girlfriend, the only one I might ever have."

And every single time we ran through the scene I laughed. He has a sad existence.

THE GRAVEYARD

Yup, there's a graveyard.

There's also a lake where they filmed Friday the 13th.

Anyways, the older boys were going to try to scare us, but one of them gave it away. So, we all knew and we were like yea, not gonna scream.

Well, I can waited 3 months procrastinating watching Blink.

So we walked in and I was like death gripping my friends hand the entire time and we saw the guys 5 seconds before they tried scaring us.

I still screamed a little bit.

MAH BAE

So, in my dorm(it's a cool camp, we're in dorms) we found teen magazines, so we decided to give everyone baes and rip out pages and yea.

My bae is Austin Mahone.

Being the ironic little shit that I am, I put a poster of him on my ceiling right above my bed(we're on the top floor so the ceiling is slanted).

I woke up the next morning and had a heart attack.

TREASURE HUNT

We had a treasure hunt and we got 2nd place so we had a pretty good choice of the prizes.

The prize was ice cream.

Hells yea.

We choose Moose Tracks.

Our group had 5 people.

Some of the others had 15.

We almost finished the entire thing.

There were like 3 scoops left.

We felt proud of ourselves.