The Moslty True Story Of The Lunch Bunch

The Miracle Of Life

The weirdest thing I've seen in a while.

And I could barely even watch it.

Why would you make whale noises to your baby? Do you think that it's gonna come out a whale? Da fuck bruh.

Yes. I spent an entire hour clutching a box of VHS tapes that a guy in my class gave me to shield my eyes.

It was not fun. Not at all.

I wasn't looking and then I asked the guy that gave me the box if it was done and he was like "watch it" and then pushed the box to the side. It was really gross.

I don't wanna have a baby.

Well, if I do, I guess I won't see what's going on down there.

I'll think on it, I'm only 14.

And a dork.

No one would have sex with me anyway.

LOVE ALIX