All fem bnha x male reader

Chapter 12: Hosu

*snore*

*snore*

"OH MY GOD YES!! NOW THIS IS MAKING MY CHEST SWELL!!"

"What de fuk happened?!"

You were sleeping soundly and then someone screamed.

'Man you slept for two months, hey, look its Aizawa-sensei without bandages this time'

"Typically the results are more balanced" the board had your classmates names on it with some numbers next to them

Todoroki 4.123
Bakugo 3.556
(L) 1.420
Tokoyami 360
etc

'Hah, we got 420'

'Wait! How did Kaminari get 272, did I not showcase how amazing I was in our match? Why would they pick her?'

'We should tune back into class now'

"Of course placeholder names are fine, too, but something appropriate..."

"Because if not, it will be hell from there!!"

'YESS MIDNIGHT'

Timeskip

'Are you serious? Do you REALLY wanna do that?

'Its a great name considering everything, alright! But first lets see some other people'

Aoyama went first

"The name of the sparkling hero: 'I cannot stop twinkling'

It was changed to 'Cant stop twinkling'

Mina's was declined

Tsuyu's was 'Froppy'

Kirishima's was 'Red Riot'

Jirou's was 'Earphone Jack'

Shoji's was 'Tentacole'

Sero's was 'FLEX TAPE...nah it was Cellophane'

Tailman and Sugarman and Pinky were up next

And then it was CHARGEZUMA!!

Invisible girl

Creatie

Just Shoto

Tsukuyomi the edgegod

Rape juice

Anima

(Picture of genderbend Koji Koda)

Queen Of Explodo-kills was rejected and so was Baroness Of Explodo-kills

Uravity

Just Tenya

DEKU

'And now its my turn'

"Everybody! Say hello to 'The Handsome Psychic'

"YOUR ALLOWING THAT AND NOT BARONESS OF EXPLODO-KILLS"

"ITS A FAMILY NAME! DAMNIT!"

And now to pick a hero agency

'What are you gonna pick (Y)?'

'These are so bad! The fuck is a Molotov cocktail hero agency? Or the Kal-El hero agency, is that a reference or what?'

'You have 1.420 there must be a good one in there, besides how bad can the Locked n' Loaded Gun Office be?'

'I'll just go with the most normal one'

'What about... The Normal Hero Agency'

'But thats in Hosu, thats so far away'

'What about your mother?'

'She doesnt own a hero agency... fine I'll go to Hosu'

Timeskip

"Hey Iida, looks like we are both going in Hosu huh? What a coincidence"

"Oh (L)-san you too..."

'That was strange'

'Yeah and besides, what serious hero would go to 'the normal hero agency''

'... hey!'

You both boarded the train and waited in silence, one of you fell asleep on the others shoulder... it was you

After that it was boring missions with manual

(Man the deeper we go the harder it is to find pictures...)

"Well if the borough is in this kind of vigilance mode then villains ain't gonna be popping out, are they!"

"...Is that so..."

"Boriiing"

After that we went on patrol again, just walking... wasn't Hosu attacked by the Hero Killer, you'd think this place would be booming with villains.

BOOM!

'Spoke to soon'

"Tenya, (Y), Off to the scene! Lets make a run!"

"Iida where are you going!?"

You tried to stay close behind her but she was too fast

Time Stop!... I mean Skip

"Man, catching up to a speedster is hard... what do know"

You turned another corner and found yourself in an alley, Iida down and what you assume is the Hero Killer standing over her

(Hey... No picture...)

'Well... Harem how would one deal with this situation?'

'Hmm... You scream... heroically?'

You had no time to do you heroic act as a speeding Izumi zooms past punching the Hero Killer in the face

'Damn, she stole our heroic moment'

You joined in on the fun by throwing a nearby trash can to the hero killer's face using your telekinesis

Iida tells you two that she cant move after that a fight commences between Midoriya and Stain

You stepped closer to help but it was too late Midoriya had stopped moving

"With you there is worth in keeping you alive... as for these three, not so much"

There was also another fallen hero you had failed to notice before with a big N on her chest

After you snapped out of the shock you threw the previous trash can again to the back of her head

'Your hero name should have been 'Psychic Trash' or 'Trash' that would have worked too'

Right before Stain was about to calmly tell you why you throwing the trash can annoyed her in a civilised manner, a fire blast was thrown towards her which she dodged

"One after another, you keep getting in my way"

"You're not one to send that for no reason" Todoroki froze the floor and moved everyone away by melting it

(Epic battle with fire, ice, everything nice, a bit of trash and a lot of blood)

After that you tied her up and got scolded a bunch because heroes in training cant do hero stuff

And then a flying Noumu stole Midoriya, while you could have easily stopped it yourself by grabbing the Noumu's pants with your mind, you didnt because you feel extra useless this chapter

You dont know what the Stain just did but man was it cool she saved Midoriya and killed the Noumu while giving a speech about something or other, you werent paying attention because it was too cool

And then she died... not really but she fainted because one Iida's kicks broke her ribs and pierced her lungs

Right now you're chilling in the hospital, not because your injured, you werent even scratched in that fight because of your cowardice and uselessness

'Can you not be so mean'