All fem bnha x male reader

Chapter 13: This isnt filler because the whole book is

Watching your comments pile up and then reading them all at once has become my new favorite pastime

Today you felt like shit, maybe it was because of your uselessness yesterday or maybe its the insomnia creeping in

You gently placed the side of your head on the desk and admired Ashido's thick thighs while you drowned your sorrows, you were completely out of it

All Might took all of you to Playground Gamma for rescue racing, you had moved your gaze to the gap in Yaoyorozu's costume, your spandex making your bulge look... sizeable to say the least

'Say... when are we going to that lemon chapter'

'Never, the goal of a harem is to cuck the main character till death'

'Understandable, have a great day'

The first group of the rescue race was comprised of: Izumi, Ojiro, Iida, Ashido and Sero

Its weird that the list went like that because thats how you felt race was going to finish

Izumi first: when you all fought Stain her speed was incredible

Ojiro second: no real reason she just feels like she would be faster than everybody else

Iida third: her injury might get in the way... or something

Mina fourth: I dont think she can compete with everyone else ins speed

Sero fifth: i dont why, but her luck seems pretty bad even though logically she should win this

START

Sero started strong, zipping her way up making her job easier from ther- Oh Shit is that Midoriya

She hopped around her hops looking somewhat similar with someone

"In just one week... he's changed too much..."

'Oh, I remember'

"Hey Bakugo arent those your moves"

"Fuck off eyebags"

"Okay then"

"...the hell is that in your pants?"

'Oops forgot about that'

'Quickly! Hide behind your cape and cause a distraction!'

"Hey look Midoriya fell!"

And she did

'With the amount of times this has happened I think I have secret quirk'

'Sweet, try it again'

"Hey, i think there is an ominous shadow behind me"

You turned back to see a shadow right before it disappeared

"Weird I can smell some Touma faggotry"

In the end your prediction was correct but with Midoriya and Sero switched

And now it was time for your group, luckily with the help of the scent of Touma your raging boner calmed down and you are ready to start

Your group had: You, Pepe, Dokitodoroki, Mineta and Yaoaoaoyaoyoyoaoaaoaoaaooaoaororozoyu

I guess this is the group that can use their quirks to stop everyone else

START

You quickly looked for any trash cans that might come in handy in your quest

You couldnt find any

"Shit"

'The girls are already way ahead of you, think of something fast'

'Well jokes on them, I Improved a bunch since the last time they saw me'

'What are you talking about, there are no trash cans, trash cans are literally the only thing Manual taught you!'

'That may be what you think Harem'

'No trash cans'

'Manual taught me way more than just trash cans'

'The fucking trash cans'

'You are not dealing with the average Sayian warrior anymore, Frieza'

'God fucking damnit! Fine, what did you learn?'

'Nothing I'm just gonna fly again'

You grabbed a nearby fence with your telepathy and sat on it while you flew over the whole race

'Wait, when you fought Todoroki you said you couldnt grab stuff thats stuck to the floor'

'Well I gotta a Zenkai boost

'Ohh... ok that makes sense'

Suddenly the fence was grabbed by a wet object which made you snap back into reality making the fence drop

"Nooooooooo"

Your head fell on a pipe and you instantly blacked out

The wet object turned out to be Kermit's tongue

The rankings were
1. Todoroki
2. Asui
3. Yaoyorozu
4. Mineta
5. You

Now you're in the men's changing room or in this case the depressed boy's changing room

'You fucked up more than Midoriya... good job, all because of one froppy boy'

'...'

'...'

'Say Harem... are you thinking what I'm thinking'

'Are you wondering if by any chance there was a male student that drilled a hole between the changing room's?'

YES! YES! YES!

YES!

It took you a minute but you found it, it was behind a poster

When you peeked through it you were met with a bunch of eyeballs staring back at you

"..."

"..."

"AAAHHHH!"

"AAAHHHH!!"

You hid the hole behind the poster once more and hoped that the people behind the wall wouldnt talk about this later

It would ruin your reputation as a generic harem protagonist that makes no moves with the people in his harem