Breaking All The Rules (One Direction Fanfic)

Chapter Two

(Harry’s P.O.V.)

Kelsey was dead asleep on the couch within two hours. There was no denying that Kelsey Price was very pretty, but rules were rules. Especially Simon’s rules; nobody messes with Simon’s rules. That’s just suicidal.

“So how should we wake her up?” Niall asked. The five of us had circled around her while she was asleep on the couch. She had a small smile on her lips and was gripping the pillow underneath her head.

“Well, Niall could fart on her face,” Liam suggested.

“No, no, we want to wake her up, not knock her out,” I said.

“Hey!” Niall protested.

“I would go with the classic water on the face, but that’s a bit cliché, don’t you think boys?” Louis asked thoughtfully.

“We could always do the whipped cream in the hand, tickle of the nose?” Zayn suggested. I shook my head.

“Nah, that’s pretty mainstream,” I said. They nodded in agreement. “We could put her on the roof and wait for her to wake up. That could be interesting,”

They all formed devilish smiles. “Okay, I’ll carry her, someone get the door for me,” Louis said, picking her up. She instinctively cuddled into his chest and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Oh Lou, looks like someone likes you,” I said jokingly, walking upstairs with him. Louis stuck his tongue out at me.

“You’re just jealous because she thinks you’re boring and I’m fun,” he said defensively.

“I am fun!” I shouted. He shushed me and Kelsey stirred. We stopped dead and stared at her. She kept her eyes shut and we kept walking up to the third floor.

“Why are there so many stairs?” Louis groaned.

“How should I know? It’s not my house anymore,” I said. Louis rolled his eyes.

“But it used to be.”

“Well when I was living here I didn’t care to learn about why we had so many stairs,” I said. Louis sighed.

“It’s a real fire hazard if I happen to be on the third floor and there’s a fire. I can’t jump out the window because I’ll die and I can’t go down because I’ll die.”

“You’d be in a right pickle, wouldn’t you Boo Bear?” I asked. We reached the stairs to the roof and we climbed up. I opened the door for Louis and he deposited Kelsey on the roof. Then we went back inside and shut the door behind us.

“What do you think she’ll do when she wakes up?” I asked. Louis shrugged with a small smile.

“She’ll probably come back down here and yell at us. Do you think she’ll feed me?” he asked hopefully.

“Oh, because all of the sudden you can’t feed yourself?” I asked sarcastically. Louis jumped on my back and we fell all the way down the last flight of stairs and started play fighting on the ground.

“Obviously, Harry told Louis he’d be his carrot. And then Louis flipped a shit,” Zayn commented from the side. Louis stopped.

“I don’t even like carrots anymore! They need to stop it’s been two years!” he shouted.

“We know Lou, calm your mammories,” I said, stroking his arm.

“I can’t, I have wild mammories.”

(Kelsey’s P.O.V.)

Why is it so windy? I needed to tell Louis there was a draft. I groaned and sat up, realizing I was no longer on the couch. In fact, I had no idea where I was. I looked around nervously. I was outside on a roof. How did I get on the roof? I don’t sleepwalk!