When your best friend said something 'out from the gutter' and you get irritated when they said that and they just pretend they're just innocent little babies.
(An excerpt from an actual conversation in Messenger.)
Friend: Have you listened to the songs yet?
Me: *inserts Jeff Buckley picture, please refer to picture above* HAHAHA! Not yet. Hehe, sorry. 🤪 I'm at *insert mall name* with my family and I'm chatting you using the free internet.
Friend: 👍 That was an accident. I'm still in safe mode.
Me: Like last time, WHAT'S WITH THE FREAKIN' THUMBS UP?!! How unlucky for you though.
Friend: You sound like you're enjoying my pain. I hate you.
Me: The inner Daria in me is laughing now. I'M THE QUEEN OF PAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!! THE REAL ONE!!!
Friend: My soul is slowly being dragged down to hell right now.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Say 'Hi' to Hades for me.
Friend: Will do.
Me: Well, this is goodbye then... SO LONG SUCKERS.
(This part is the thing I'm talking about.)
Friend: I'm not a sucker. But I'm good at sucking.
Me: 😑 Shut the f**k up. You seriously have to say that. Goodbye though.
Friend: -good at sucking MY THUMB WHEN I WAS LITTLE. Jesus, what did you think I meant?
Me: SHUT THE F%#K UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!! BYE!!!
Friend: *inserts angel emoji sticker* I'm an innocent demon. Lol k bye!
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This kind of stuff just gets me to the point where I'm aggravated. It depends on my mood but this one kinda irritates me.
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Going Underground: A Blog
De TodoBehold, my very first blog and third book. I'd post all the random stuff I see at the internet and my head whether you like it or not. Mainly music and other related things. (Ongoing) (Some wearing involved, uncensored)
