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¡Warning!: Some dirty shit is abt to come so prepare yourselves but don't worry... It ain't smut 😉 this is kinda R-16 shit--, uGH IDGAF ABT THE AGE ANYMORE

Truth or Dare (mostly dirty)

Hoesok: Seokjin-hyung, T or D?

Jungkook: De fuq is T or D

Namjoon: Truth or Dick-- OW!

Seokjin: *kicks Namjoon* Yah! Preserve his innocence!

Hyejin: Ma Kookie ain't even innocent so what's the point?

Seokjin: Whatever! But I'll pick truth.

Hoesok: Is it true that you like food more than Oh-seok noona?

Jae-in: Dfuq Jung Hoesok? *comes back witH BEER*

Min Hee: VODKA! *gets a bottle of vodka* I MISS YOU~

Taehyung: You drunk already noona? Hihi~

Hoesok: You haven't answered my questuon yet hyungie~

Seokjin: WELL.

Seokjin: No.

Oh-seok: Ya sure man? *grabs a slipper*

Jimin: He ain't.

Seokjin: Jae-in! T or D?

Jungkook: I still don't get what the heck is T or D...

Jae-in: *almost spits out tequilla* Um, dare!

Shinhye: Ya sure abt that hon?

Seokjin: *bullshit thinking intestifies*

Seokjin: I dare you to... SIT ON YOONGI'S LAP FOR THE ENTIRE GAME!

Jae-in: bITCH YOU--

Seokjin: Or you'll have to make out for at least one minute.

Yoongi: *is abt to rage*

Everyone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jae-in: Huh?! Ugh... Fine!

Yoongi: I'm abt to spit my drink in your face Kim Seokjin.

Jae-in: Anyways, Jungkook, T or D?

Jungkook: D...?

Jae-in: I dare you to kiss Hyejin for 10 minutes...

Jungkook: Easy!

Jae-in: ...with ya shirt off AND with Hyejin on your lap.

Hyejin: O.O

Hi Yeon: *whispers to her* I'm going to hear moans.

Jungkook: *flustered*

Jae-in: OR YOU TWO WILL DO 10 MINS IN HEAVEN, JUST DO IT.

Namjoon: Disclamer. The views and opinions of us does not express those of Jungkook and Hyejin, furthermore, the views and opinions of Jungkook and Hyejin does not express those of us-- OW!

Yoongi: *kicks Namjoon* Stfu Joon -_-

Hoesok: Come on now guys! You very no fun TT

Jungkook: I... Fine. *takes shirt off*

Seokjin: *covers Oh-seok's eyes* JAGI DO NOT WATCH.

Oh-seok: YAH, OPPA!

Jimin and Taehyung: Dis sum good shit..

Hyejin: *is abt to faint*

(A/N: i can imagine this shit at the back of my head @_@)

Jungkook: *pulls Hyejin on his lap and starts to kiss her*

Shinhye: I need to get this on camera *pulls out phone*

Min Hee: *a bit drunk* bItCh dOnT eVeN dArE

Jae-in: I'm a master at this shit.

Namjoon: *plays Expensive Gorl-- *breaks the mixtape* fUCKEUS.

After 10 mins...

Jae-in: Yah, you two! I said, "Only for 10 mins!" Not 20!

Jungkook: Oh... Yeah, sorry...

Jimin: Maknae has sum good skills ;)

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Ummm WHAT DFUQ DID I JUST WRITE

I srsly need to have a teacher at this...

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