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The Girls as Teachers

Jae-in/Math:
Okay, class! I'll show you the formula using the Baby Factorization Method.
Girl + Boy - Clothes ÷ Legs × The Pleasure - Condom = The answer. It is called "Baby!"
*puts on shades* BOOM. You are now pregnant. *everything blows up*

Yoongi: =3= why do we never do it...

Min Hee/Idk what sub:
(The kids are kindergarten)
We will try to make a sandwich! We will need jam, peanut butter and bread!

Kids: Okay!

Jimin: *barges in* dID MY WIFEU SAY "JAMS?!"

Min Hee: *blushes and mumbles* Bitch i am not your wife

Jae-in: *pops head from door* imagination, min hee. imagination.

Jimin: *takes all jam from kids*

Oh-seok/Home Ec:
*teaching kids how to kook*

Kid: Miss Song (she aint even married yet jUZZ WAIT HOES) why are you so good at cooking? :3

Oh-seok: Um...--

Seokjin: IM THE ONE WNO TAUGHT HERRRRRR

Students: Why is there a gay guy in a pink dress in class?

Hyejin/Science:
This is the life of a bunny:
First stage is they--

Jungkook: JAGIYA DID YOU CALL ME O(∩_∩)O

Hyejin: Oh great heavens what-- OMG JUNGKOOK YOU CAME IN TIME.

Jungkook: *confused baby* Wha--

Hyejin: OKAY CLASS THIS IS WHEN A BUNNY GOES INTO ADULTHOOD.

Hi Yeon/Art:
*is making students draw a person*

Kid: *shows anime drawing* Teacher im done ●▽●

Hi Yeon: Meh idc-- WAIT. *snatches art work* THIS IS AMAZING YOU HAVE A PASSING GRADE IN UR REPORT CARD OH MAI GATCHI.

Shinhye/English:
The English the class the is the the the best the class the in the the the whole the history the classes the!

Kids: Whut???

Yuna/P.E:
OKAY YOU HOES YOU BETTER START DOING PUSHUPS OR I WILL DROP UR GREDS *angrily munching on Cheetos*

Kids: *scerd* YES MAM *does pushups*

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im yuna, hi yeon and ofc jae-in 😂

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