The Girls as Teachers
Jae-in/Math:
Okay, class! I'll show you the formula using the Baby Factorization Method.
Girl + Boy - Clothes ÷ Legs × The Pleasure - Condom = The answer. It is called "Baby!"
*puts on shades* BOOM. You are now pregnant. *everything blows up*Yoongi: =3= why do we never do it...
Min Hee/Idk what sub:
(The kids are kindergarten)
We will try to make a sandwich! We will need jam, peanut butter and bread!Kids: Okay!
Jimin: *barges in* dID MY WIFEU SAY "JAMS?!"
Min Hee: *blushes and mumbles* Bitch i am not your wife
Jae-in: *pops head from door* imagination, min hee. imagination.
Jimin: *takes all jam from kids*
Oh-seok/Home Ec:
*teaching kids how to kook*Kid: Miss Song (she aint even married yet jUZZ WAIT HOES) why are you so good at cooking? :3
Oh-seok: Um...--
Seokjin: IM THE ONE WNO TAUGHT HERRRRRR
Students: Why is there a gay guy in a pink dress in class?
Hyejin/Science:
This is the life of a bunny:
First stage is they--Jungkook: JAGIYA DID YOU CALL ME O(∩_∩)O
Hyejin: Oh great heavens what-- OMG JUNGKOOK YOU CAME IN TIME.
Jungkook: *confused baby* Wha--
Hyejin: OKAY CLASS THIS IS WHEN A BUNNY GOES INTO ADULTHOOD.
Hi Yeon/Art:
*is making students draw a person*Kid: *shows anime drawing* Teacher im done ●▽●
Hi Yeon: Meh idc-- WAIT. *snatches art work* THIS IS AMAZING YOU HAVE A PASSING GRADE IN UR REPORT CARD OH MAI GATCHI.
Shinhye/English:
The English the class the is the the the best the class the in the the the whole the history the classes the!Kids: Whut???
Yuna/P.E:
OKAY YOU HOES YOU BETTER START DOING PUSHUPS OR I WILL DROP UR GREDS *angrily munching on Cheetos*Kids: *scerd* YES MAM *does pushups*
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im yuna, hi yeon and ofc jae-in 😂
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Bangtan House
Fanfiction[Okay. So I did the story AGAIN. Since, I couldn't recover my old account. This is the same story, okay?]