There was a couple speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm really scared
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Now slow down!
Boy: Now give me a big hug.
*hug
Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live eve though it meant he would die.
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