Soooo I'm back diary. Last night I couldn't sleep bc all I could think about was MMM. The only thing standing in between me and greatness is my penis the solution would be just to chop it off but #1 I'd idk.. fucking die!!!! #2 ummm fucking die and me personally could never go under the knife I'm very ok with the tools god has given me so duck tape it is. And Ik ur thinking røn u have boy hair boy face boy body boy ways. I have special effects makeup pls weave from my sisters and padding I got this don't stress I'm getting in to MMM.. a little blush hair dye and a fur coat is all a girl needs. How will I tell my mom ( when I thought the only problem was my dick) I have had a ducking family shit!!! I should have thought this through how will I end things with my crush not crush I'm literally in love with this boy and I'm leaving it all behind my whole life !!!! It'll be here when I get back right! RIGHT!!!... (hey so this is the part when I start freaking out and overthinking) I don't think I can do this anymore ILL UNPACK MY BAG AND WORRY ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING........
3:00 Am in the morning
Hey diary majigger I can't sleep something keeps poking at me and it's not a mental poke like something is literally poking me in my back hold on. ( SCREAMS what the fuck!!!!!!!!!)
The MMM FLYER IS GLOWING seeeeee I told uuuuuuu voodo- I meannnn majicccc!!!!!! " if u don't getcho ass up repack that bag and shut up". I heard coming from the corner in my room, who said that!!? Me nigga said an extremely bold southern bell Ummm okkk.. I slipped out of bed way to easily it was the best mistake of my life "walk closer " she keeps saying mind u the flyer is still glowing in my hand and three Am seems like it's lasting forever BOOM!! I see her she's like a genie a really thick red headed genie "why thank u" she said what? How did u hear me I said that in my head "now child I can see and hear almost everything u got going on up in that thing u call a brain" I literally am speechless staring at what seems to be my fait into MMM u "damn right now r u ready" ready for what "dear god why are boys so damn dumb MMM sweet pee" umm not really I have a problem "what cold feet, the shakes,hot cold, cold hot??? Baby I got what u need I can fix it u can 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶COUNT ON MEEEEE🎵!!!🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶"
"🙃😒😶😐" my mood while I'm sitting here looking at this this little specimen sing in a corner of my room " u have nothing to worry about sugar I'm gunna get u looking jusssstttt right!!! POOF🧚🏾♂️🧞♀️" a cloud of purple glitter whatever and she's in my computer screen "dress me!!" Whatever look from whatever decade I think it and I'll bring it" she says with authority I'm getting goooddddd at this diary stuff
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