⇻HAPPY PAIN; angels of death oneshots [DISCONTINUED]

《Memes》Zack x Reader

ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ᴵ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵉˢᵗᵉʳᵈᵃʸ. ᴵ ʷʳᵒᵗᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ. ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ. ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ, ᴵ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ᵍᵒ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ʰᵒˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢʰᵃᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍʳᵒʷ ᵐᵘˢʰʳᵒᵒᵐˢ.

                                                                             [Y/N]'s P.O.V 

Oof. I woke up in a very mysterious place. Oh shit, did they see my illegal memes? I looked around, getting used to my surroundings. As I wandered around, I came across a bird. It looked hurt, I couldn't just leave it there. A memer's code is to never leave a fellow memer behind. "Hey, you! Come down here, I know you want the food. I'll show you some memes too!" I basically shouted at the bird, the bird's attention went to me the second I said memes. What a true memer. 

     When the pretty bird landed on my hand, I showed it some memes, but I had accidentally shown it an old meme. The bird jumped off of my hand, "Oh shit, sorry my man. I did not know you are angered by the old memes, I am sorry I have made you the not lmao." I felt pretty bad for the bird, he's in the new generation. Millennials these days. "Hey birdy, birdy, I got some Momo memes here." I was out of my mind, did I seriously trY to bribe a bird with memes. 

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"What the feet!?" I shrieked, I looked up to see a fricking mummy, he had this grim reaper scythe. There was this look on his face that I couldn't understand, "Mummy?" I gulped. I thought it was best to use my brain and run for once. But all I could think of are memes. Darn my knowledge of memes! I mentally slapped myself, "This is the part where you run..." The mummy said, "Sorry, new phone. Who this?" At least I can die as a memer. oh shit did I do my laundry?

"What!?" the mummy said, holding his scythe, the blade barely touching my neck. "Clearly you don't understand memes." HAHA, I AM LOSING MY SANITY. I mentally screamed, he growled and looked agitated, "What the fuck bitch?!" He shouted, "What the hell are memes?" Oof. I looked at him wide-eyed, "Y-you don't k-know what memes a-are?" I choked out, I was shocked. How does he not know memes are, what god did this to him?? I pushed the blade away from, he looked startled, I push myself up. "Hold up, you don't know what memes are?" I felt my blood boil, I go up to him, and grabbed his collar, "What the f-" I put a finger up to his lips, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEMES ARE. YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF MOMO, HOW DARE YOU AT LEAST LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT MEMES BEFORE I DIE!?" I shouted at his face, he looked surprised and scared.

"Hah!?" the mummy said, "Does it look like I need to know what memes are?" Clearly, you do, you look like a meme. "Yes you do," I replied, "memes are the greatest thing that happened to us. Memes can solve any situation, memes can probably make me escape this building or whatever! It can help you kill me or something too!" the mummy looked at me, "Escape...?" He thought about it for a while, "Will it help me escape this building?" Holy shit, did I seriously do that? "Y-yes, it will help us escape..." I stuttered, "Us!?" He spat, "Yea, you clearly don't know anything about memes. Besides, I have all knowledge of memes, I'm practically God of it." I bragged, maybe not all knowledge, but still, I could be God of it. "Fine..." 

"Alight, do you know a way out of here?" I asked, "N-no" he growled. We went looking around for stuff. Well, I mostly searched, the mummy mostly asked questions about memes.

ᴍ ᴏ ɴ ᴛ ᴀ ɢ ᴇ

    As we stepped into the elevator, "Hey..." the mummy said, "W-will you teach me about memes when we get out?" I couldn't help but laugh at this, "HEY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" He shouted I laughed a little more, "N-nothing," I managed to choke out, trying to hold back my laughter, "But sure, I'll help you learn about memes when we get out, mummy." He stared at me for a while. Oh meme, do I still have Dorito crumbs on my face!? "Bellow?(I used to watch "Malcolm in the Middle, don't know if it was Bellow or Bwello.)" He looked away once he realized he was staring, "Zack..." he whispered, "What?" I responded, "My name is Zack, not fucking 'mummy'."I looked at him and said, "Well my name is Pepe!", he looked at me weirdly, "What the fuck..." I laughed before responding, "Just kidding, it's [Y/N]."

"Fucking [Y/N] is boring, I'll just call you Pepe" he huffed, I smiled at him. As our adventures went on, I was happy that I passed my knowledge onto Zack. 

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ᴴᵒˡʸ ˢʰⁱᵗ, ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵒⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗ. ᴵ ʷʳᵒᵗᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ, ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢⁿ'ᵗ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵃᵗ ᵃˡˡ. ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵐᵉ, ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ. 

                                                   -Useless~Chan