Sam and Hunter being a mom:
Sam: : hurriedly gets pacifier and cleans it and gives it to the baby* Aww look at it isn't it happy
Baby: *spits out pacifier in his face*
Sam: ....you little bitch
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Hunter : *making milk bottle* Where is it *places bottle on table and turns to get baby formula* oh here *turns to put baby formula in bottle* ...what the *looks around for bottle...looks down sees the bottle dirty on the floor* Oh for fucks sake! For fuck! *throws baby formula*
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Sam: *gives baby the pacifier* stick it in his mouth boop, oh wait if I move it closer, if I bring it closer *carries baby with him*
Baby: *spits pacifier in his face*
Sam: don't fuckin spit that in my face you little shit...put it in the bath *puts baby in the bath*
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Hunter: oh shit where's my baby?! Oh it's down by the radio is he—oh no don't cry don't cry!
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Sam: *throws dirty diaper into bin* OH YES BITCH WASSUP BIT— oh wait don't get excited, clean the baby I am so good at this
Aka Playing mother simulator
