purple soda ♔ m.c

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what the hell was this blake lively look-alike sleeping on my couch with a lidnsay lohan look-alike? that means one thing.

fucking ashton again.

after in-n-out with stella, i came home to the apartment with people still partying it up like it was their last day on earth.

i tripped over another sleeping body, ashton.

i smirked and kicked him in the balls. 

he groaned in pain and clutched his crotch as he fluttered his eyes open and gave me the finger.

"that's what you get for that." i said pointing to every inch of the messy apartment.

oh great dried up vomit, just wonderful.

"you're cleaning every thing here you ash-hole."

he attempted to stand up, but the hangover made him sit down once more on the floor.

"you know people call me ashton, or ash, but you have to make an ass joke, you ass hole."

"correction," i said raising my eyebrows, "ash-hole."

i smiled and went to the pantry to look for some chips, it was nearly twelve in the afternoon and i never eat breakfast, but i was rather hungry.

"michael can you please get the door?" i heard ashton painfully attempt to yell from the floor.

"sure ash-wipe." he threw a banana at me that was left on the floor.

i walked over to door and opened it, not bothering to look, people always came back here looking if another party was being thrown here tonight.

"listen you can ask that asshole on the floor if- stella?" i smiled looking up at her. she was wearing a jean jacket with a feet-length dress with all different colors ranging from orange to black-to yellow.

"michael," she said smiling, showing her pearly whites, "well, i wasn't stalking you or anything, but i was looking for those little ladies over there." she said pointing to the couch with the two girls were sleeping.

"oh alright you can come in, it's a mess thanks to ashton."

i said shaking my head.

"ashton always was the party type." she said chuckling a bit.

"you know him?" i said shocked. 

"that's besides the point," she said laughing, "i actually really wanna know if you would like to come for lunch? there's a little cafe-brunch place i like." she said smiling.

i smiled back widely, "i would love to, but my treat love."

"you're to charming." she said beaming up at me.

"still pulling those moves stella huh?" ashton mumbled as i furrowed my eyebrows.

she glared at him and looked at me asking if i was ready to go, and i nodded, still confused.

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"wow this is the best sand which i ever had." i said mouthful of sand which and lemonade.

"are you a toddler? cause your eating like one" she laughing and i pouted, as she was right.

"okay wait, how do you know ash-wipe."

she laughed at my name for him then she sipped her pink lemonade before speaking.

"well we have a history s'all. you know how he lived in cali before you right for maybe a few months?" i nodded," yeah well we knew each other."

i gupled before responding, "knowing ashton, history isn't a good thing with him."

she sadly smiled and grabbed my hand.

"your friend is a dick."

"he's not my friend." i said laughing and she chriped in too, still holding my hand.

this fucking sucked im sorry