"Y/N Y/L/N HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A GIRL TO GET READY?" I shouted when I looked at the time and realised we had around an hour until we lost our dinner reservation.
"I'm nearly done." She shouted from the other side of the door.
"YOU BETTER LOOK MORE GORGEOUS THAN YOURSELF WHEN YOU COME BACK." That one I must admit that one sounded kind of like I'm cheating on her but come on.
"Like who then?" She asked when she walked out the room. She wore a really cute blue dress, her hair was in a bun and she had very natural makeup.
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"Like my neighbours daughter." I replied as a joke, I don't have a neighbour just for clarification.
"Fuck you then. Go ask your neighbors daughter then, if she's better than me." She walked back into the room.
"Babe I was kidding. I don't have a neighbor, I just said that as a joke please come out." I said sounding like an actual dad.
"This was a real parenting moment there Jason." She laughed as she walked out of the room. "I know you don't have a neighbor I just did that as a joke as well."
"I mean daddy knows how to perfectly do this shit." I laughed.
"Shut the fuck up Jason. You don't have kids you're not a daddy."She laughed.
"Um excuse me, I don't need to have kids to have that title. You count as my baby girl so." I smirked.
"Ah fuck it." She said with a giggle.
"Who am I to you?" I said grabbing her arm.
"You're my boyfriend." She replied so I tightened the grip on her arm.
"Who am I to you?" I repeated the question.
"You're my torturer cuz that hurts." She said but i tightened my grip on her arm anyway.
"Who am I to you Y/L/N?" I repeated for the third time.
"Fine you're my daddy." She said in pain.
"The only reason why I'm letting you go is because your arm is nearly turning purple." I said letting her go.
"But I said you're my daddy what more do you want?"
"I'd like you to say it like you mean it." I shrugged.
"Well shit happens." She shrugged and walked into the car.
