(Deadpool's point of view)
Today is a big day like my little friend that hides in my pants I'm seeing my sexy ass girlfriend. It's been two months since I've seen her which stinks like a bomb. Get it because uh people have stink bombs which stink, ha I need friends.
I knock on the door and wait for it to open, nothing. Huh she must be not be here...Oh well.
I turn around and start walking away, I stop when I hear the door open, I turn back around and smile. My awesome girlfriend was standing in tho door way with tears rolling down her cheeks.
"SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!"
A/n: sorry this one is so short
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Fanfictionwarning⚠⚠ There is a lot of cussing and dirty jokes so don't be surprised when you see a cuss word and read a dirty joke... I mean it's Deadpool we're talking about so what do you expect? Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, if you were than...
