Note: If any non-einherjar want to join, that's fine.
1. Would you rather give up dairy or gluten?
2. Return to the realm of the living and be immortal or be mortal in Valhalla?
3. Live with your godly parent or your mortal parent for five years?
4. Falafel is brilliant or Falafel is the food of gods?
5. Kill itsyaiguanaboi (Frank Zhang) or itsyaseaweedbrain (Percy Jackson)? FrankProtectionSquad
1. Is there dairy in falafel? There isn't? Is there dairy in falafel dips? Maybe? What about gluten? Goddamit now I'm hungry. I'm getting falafel.
2. Immortal and aliiivvee (the longer you can eat falafel for, I guess??)
3. Mum for five years, probably.
4. Both. GODDAMIT NOW I'M HUNGRY AGAIN.
5. Perc-wait, phone call. It's Annabeth.
Yes
Uh huh
No, I don't want that.
No, NOT THE FALAFEL!
That would hurt!
You have a hellhound? Right, not the point.
5 - REVISED. Percy can live? I'm sorry, Frank.
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