Magic of being obnoxious

Arrive

So after the most awkward conversation with maybe the hottest guy in the world, I went to the bathroom then went back to my seat. I saw him 2 rows back, smiled, and gave him a little wave. He smiled and waved back. I found a friend.

We landed and went into the airport. I was hungry so I went to get a sub at Quizno's. He was already there.

"I need to stop following you. I'm sorry I'll go somewhere else,"I said.

"No, no its fine. Actually, come sit by me. I wanna get to know you."

"This is so weird, a guy I've never met before today is suddenly my best friend. He's probably part of a mass kidnapping and raping operation."

"Ok, I know this looks like something you would see in a movie about a mass kidnapping and raping palozaa but I really just need a friend,"He started explaining, "my parents both hate me and favor the older Med school student or the 5 year old who doesn't even know how to tie his shoes yet. That's why I'm even here. He has had no accidents in his pants for 3 months."

"This kid is me. But way hotter."

"Oh I know the feeling, I guess I don't have an older brother but I have 2 younger sisters and its basically the same thing " 'Oh look what your younger sister did. She got straight A's in 6th grade blah blah blah'." I said in a mocking tone.

He laughed. Not in the "Wow you're funny" kind of way but more in the "If I didn't laugh right now I would cry because of how right you are" kind of way. We were meant to be.