Person 1: What a bitch.
Person 2: how dare you?
Person 1: hey! You are what you eat.
Person 2: does that make you a dick?
Person 1: Touché
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Comebacks
HumorTitle says it all. everytime you read this book someone dies. STOP READING IT. Highest ranks: #771 in 'sexual-content' (idk y) #6 in 'uriel' #93 in 'comebacks'
