(A/N i actually use this one ALOT and it always leaves them stunned)
Mr.Stanky Breath: *waits until you almost walk past* *breathes cigarette smoke in your face*
Me: I dont know if you fools dont understand i dont want second handed cancer so fuck off.

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Comebacks
HumorTitle says it all. everytime you read this book someone dies. STOP READING IT. Highest ranks: #771 in 'sexual-content' (idk y) #6 in 'uriel' #93 in 'comebacks'