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Me&candy:*pops out of thin air*

Connie:*drops potatoe* fuck!

Sasha:*dramatic gasps, fall on knees*NOOO!*cries*

Me:dafuq? Sasha it's a potatoe!

Candy:*face palm*

Mikasa: anyways why are you here

Candy:because someone has a dare for-

Jean: who, I don't see no-

-they hear evil laughter in the shadows-

Jean: *'manly' scream*

Eren:*choke on his drink because jean*

??????:*still in the shadows* yo sup bitches!

Connie: show your self (fool XD lol SRRY)

Hazel:*pop out the shadows* me bish

Me:*in the background* ayyyyyye

Aot crew:*cricket noise*

Hazel: hwllo my name is hazel

Aot crew: oh,hello,hi

Mikasa: so what's the dare?

Hazel: mah dare is for you to......

Connie:?

Hazel: to rip up your scarf! Mwuhahaha!

Mikasa:no

Hazel:yes

Mikasa:let a make a deal*hold out hand*

Hazel: sure?*shake hand*

Mikasa: if I ...

Hazel:yes?

Mikasa:if I rip my scarf , Levi have to rip his carvat too

Levi: *choke on tea* Jel'al fait sortir de ma robe *say sadly*( I made this out of my ma dress)

104:?

Hanji: Pauvre bébé lapin~ ( poor baby bunny)

104:?

Levi:*get up sassy* hell no!

Hanji: tHaT sAsS tHo!¡

Erwin&hanji:* magically have on shades, high five without looking....like a BOSS * get with the system* annnnnddddd Erwin leaves*

Levi mind: why me *cries*

Me: ready.....set.......RIP THAT SHIT HOE!!!!

Mikasa:*Rip it while crying*

Levi:*rip it with no emotion*

Mikasa:*hold it like a baby* eren give me this *sobs*

Eren: -_-

Eren mind: really nigga , it just a fucking scarf

hanji: Levi you ok

-Everyone look at Levi-

Levi:I'm fine *twitch* why wouldn't *twitch* I *twitch* be *twitch*

Hanji:ERIN I THINK THEY BROKE LEVI!!!

Erwin: WHAT'S HE DOING!

Hanji:HE'S TWITCHING

-THUMP-

hanji:HE JUST FELL FACE FIRST........AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD NOW HE SAYING SHIT IN FRENCH

levi: POURQUOI DIABLE DOIS -JE FAIRE CETTE MERDE! ( WHY I'M THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT!)

POURQUOI JE SUIS DANS CETTE MERDE! (WHY I'M IN THIS SHIT)

QU'EST-CE QUE JE TE FAIS! ( WHAT THE FUCK I DID TO YOU!)

HANJI VA CHERCHER L'ALCOOL! ( HANJI GO GET THE ALCOHOL!)

AUCUN  FUUK! (NO FUCK THAT SHIT !)

JENE VEUX PASQUE CETTE MERDE MAINTENANT! ( I DON'T WANT THAT SHIT NOW!)

DAMBASS OSE POUR MIKASA SON CUP DR SALOPE ME FAISANT FAIRE CETTE MERDE! ( DAMBASS DARE FOR MIKASA HER BITCH ASS MAKING ME SO THIS SHIT!)

JE WANNA DIEEEEEE! ( I WANNA DIEEEEEE!)

Hanji:ERWIN HURRY, HE SAYING HE WANNA DIE!

Erwin: I'm  comi- fuck!

104,candy,hazel,me:...................

Erwin:*come in with a rag*

Hanji:let's get this over with

- They put that shi t to make people sleep / passout or whatever that shit is called, and put it on his face -

Me: well that was something right?

Hazel&candy: *nods*

-moments later they hear Levi cussing out hanji&Erwin :D-

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