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-everyone hear footsteps running to the mess hall- 

Connie:wtfj

-the door slam right open , to found out that it was levi and hanji, but they look nervous and scared.-

Levi:*pants* why in the hell you do that

Hanji: ...FOR SCIENCE and help me hold the door

-someone/something start banging the door-

Levi:O-O

Hanji: *screams*

         -the door breaks down-

Levi:*jumps on the table and randomly have a cross*i rebuke u in the bame of jesus

Erwin:WHO.IN.THE.HELL.CUT.MY.EYEBROWS.OFF.

Levi:*still on the table with with the cross* stay back u demon

Erwin: *take a step* answer the fucking question.

Levi: it was shitty glasses

Erwin: thank u but...*drag levi*

Levi:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

                   -they leave-

Jean: df

Marco: do.not.cuss.*throw holy water*

Jean:dafuq

Eren:Sooo anyone have idea what the fuck just happened

Armin: Hanji and levi cut off-

  -they hear screaming and other went quiet.and they heard footsteps,turns out to be Erwin with a smirk on his face-

Erwin: *evil laughter*

  -hanji walk out in a maid dress, and posing like a model-

Hanji: im soooooooo rocking this* still posing*

Erwin: LEVI GET UR ASS OUT HERE

Levi: no

Erwin: DO I HAVE TO CALL THE FANGIRLS?

levi: idgaf( i dont give a fuck)

     -fangirls magically appear-

Fangirl 1: u call

Erwin: yeah... get levi out the room

Fangirls: k

  - they run into the room,  grab levi,  and throw him on eren-

Levi: can y'all not do that again like I have the short maid dress

Eren: *eyes lit up* short?

Levi: hell no......let me go

Eren: * holding levi waist tight (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so he can't get up*

Levi: fuck

- marco magically appear and throw holy water on levi-

Marco: YOU...HAVE.....SINNNNNN*disappear*

Levi: wtf im all wet

Me: pfffft 'wet' (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Angel: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Connie: well the are on drugs...but we see you in the next chapter

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