WELL DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Me:we have a dare again!

Jean:by who!

Hazel:me! *do a John cena move on jean*

Candy:*play and 'his name is JOHN CENA*

Hazel: anyways my dare is for Levi & Eren to get drunk

Hanji:LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW LEVI ACT WHEN HE DRUNK HE ACT LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON, HE DO ADORABLE...AND HE GIVE PEOPLE HUGS!!!!!!...WELL IT A specific thing I put in his drink or was it the alcohol *shurgs*

Levi:*death glare hanji*

Hazel:so.....leggo!

-they leave -

Me:so now what

Candy:idfk

Me: * plays melanie martinez*MY FRIENDS DON'T WALK THEY RUN!!!

104:?

Candy:SKINNY DIPPING RABBIT HOLE FOR FUN

Me:POPPIN,POPPIN BALLOON WITH GUN*really popping balloons XD*

-2 hours later-

Me:MY EYES ARE STAPLE OPEN WIDE AS I LAY DOWN , IN MY SIDE I AM-


- The door broke down-

Eren: sup fuckers!

Jean:dafuq?

Eren: horse shit please i fuck quiet

Levi: merde (fuck!)

104:?

Eren:did *hic* knew that Mikasa sieht has wie sie schei benimmt  (mikasa look like she taking a shit)

Levi: mikasa look la merde  (mikasa the shit face)

Eren: mikasa lass mich und minen Levi in ruhe! ( mikasa leave me and my Levi alone!)

Mikasa:what?

Levi: ouais sulope! ( yeah slut!)

Hanji: y'all need to go to bed

Eren: aber hanji-san ich will nict~ ( but hanji-san i don't wanna~)

Hanji: wut?....I don't understand this language!

Armin: it sound like he speaking German

Levi: hanji moi deux plusde boiss on ( hanji me want drink) chimps into jean*

Eren:*grab Levi * NEIN! Mein levi, fass ihnnicht an horseface! (No! My levi,don't touch him, horseface)

Jean: but in bump into me...............

Levi:c'est ok eren i'm tout á toi (it's ok eren i'm all yours)

Eren: lch bin qein~*laughs*  ( im horny~)

Levi: moi aussi eren! (Me too eren!)

Eren: ich werde levi so hart ficken~ ( im gonna fuck levi so hard~)

Levi:D'accord~ (Ok~)

Eren: aber musst gut für papa sein , baby boy~ ( but you have to be good for daddy,baby boy~)

Levi: ok papa~ ( ok daddy)

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Me: I want to do a smut but my fucking slibings like to look through my stories and shit but here's a little something

- all you can hear is "E-Eren, o-oh, faster!!,ah,AH,harder,r-right there, im gonna cum!!,eren,ErEn,EREN"

Me: yeah hazel, i hope you like this shitty stuff ..................and if you wondering where the rest is they never around when ereri have sex, they don't know that levi is a bottom XD......and alittle something again

-morning time-

Levi: fucking hangover and my fucking hips and ass hurt.....fuck!* look at eren*

Eren:*nervous laughter* my baad for going rough, youu ask for it and im never getting drunk again

(Me: *bows*)




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