Okay so I didn't fail everything (yay)
But i am still a big homo (gay)
I'm such a fag u might as well get me an ash (tray)
But u know if i ever get a horse i will feed it (hay)
And it will make a noise (neigh)
And maybe i could try it out for dressage one (day)
Perhaps i'd name it Queen (Bey)
And it would beat the competition (slay)
I could take it to see other horses so it could have fun (play)
Or take it to London so it could headbutt the prime minister (May)
Btw have u heard my fave celeb? (Tay)
If u haven't then i stg i will make u (pay)
I don't know what else there is for me to (say)
So you just carry on doin ur do, ('Kay?)
In conclusion: Yes
YOU ARE READING
Rants
RandomIf you read these chapters in order you can see how I go from being an annoying lil twat to a less annoying lil twat
