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JIMMY NEUTRON X CARL

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The boys, Jimmy and his best friend Carl, were sitting outside in the middle of the woods alone. The fire was what made that crackling sound that Carl hated. Jimmy watched closely on Carl's soft, smooth- yet sexy neck. All Jimmy wanted to do was touch that beautiful neck of his, give it a nice rub.

"Jimmy you fat ass stop looking at my neck!" Carl broke Jimmy's trance. He blinked at Carl who was irritated. "I'm sorry Carl," Jimmy's face grew red in embarrassment, especially making his cheeks a baby's ass pink. "I've eaten my neck before and oh believe me it's DISGUSTANG!" Carl stated, rubbing the area where he took a big chomp of his neck from. He remembered the days when his mother and father would starve him since he ate all the croissants in the city.

Boy the gods were mad.

"But it looks really tasty Carl..." Jimmy's hand start to clam up, he wasn't sure how long he could keep his true alpha form away from such an innocent beauty. He just wanted to have a bite of that neck of his. "l҉i҉s҉t҉e҉n҉ ҉u҉p҉ ҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ ҉y҉o҉u҉ ҉l҉i҉t҉t҉l҉e҉ ҉f҉u҉c҉k҉e҉r҉" Carl's face morphed just the slightest when he said that. Jimmy was taken aback, shifting his seat.

Jimmy could hear the fat heavy footsteps of something- but he couldn't quite get what it was. He wasn't sure if it was Carl's mom or not. As Jimmy turned around, he saw a mob of little tiny croissants with pitchforks and torched running towards him. "ҽąէ ʍվ ղҽçҟ օɾ ì'ӀӀ ƒմçҟìղց ҽąէ վօմɾ ցɾąղժʍą" Carl's voice distorted. Jimmy's chocolaty hair has begun melting due to him sweating so much from the fear. The croissants started stacking on top of each other, forming a humanoid.

But, the humanoid seemed to be having an effect on Jimmy. He could not look take his eyes off of the thing. B O I N G ! He slowly looked down at his pants, he was turned on by the humanoid. Was it because Carl was the god amongst the other croissant gods? Jimmy stood up and walked towards the angry humanoid.

"I come in sex- peace I mean," Jimmy's brain was as if it were being controlled by Plankton. "ƒմçҟ վօմ ʂէմքìժ ӀìէէӀҽ ʂհìէ" The croissants said in unison. "վօմ ąɾҽ ղօ ʍąէçհ ƒօɾ çąɾӀ'ʂ ƒąցցօէ ժìçҟ" They said once again, making Jimmy mad. As he was about to go all werewolf on him, Carl shoved his croissant down his throat. Jimmy rolled his eyes and let out a, "ǒ̸̝͉͓͗̾́̔̐͜ŏ̴̞̙̈́̈́̿̔̓o̶̧͇̦̰͍̖̮͚͔̾o̶̗͎͛̅o̶̭͕͖̗̤͓̿̎̏̀h̸̬̬̦͂̈́̄̈́̑ͅh̵̛̤̉".

"Chocolate croissant for you fat ass cunt," Carl shoved more of the croissants down his throat. Jimmy was unable to breath, but yet he wanted more. He craved for Carl's Croissants. Jimmy's eyes rolled back naturally, Carl knew he was lifeless but yet he filled him with even more croissants.

As Carl packed his things, he took one last glance at his dead friend Jimmy. He went over to his 🐚  🎀  𝒽💗𝓂𝒾𝑒  🎀  🐚 and gave him the sweetest kiss on the m̷̡̛̏͑̽̽͝o̵̬̩̔t̶̢͓̣̺́̿͜ͅẖ̵͖͈̇̂̾̓͠é̷͇̖̳̻͇̞̄̅̃͘ŗ̸̧̺̘̰͍͖̪̭͂͋̐͘f̷̨̫͍̹̗͙̰̻̺̱͐͋̐͌͗̓́ũ̶̟̰̼͚̘͕̞͙͈̔̔̔͒͘c̵̟̬͕̬̣̣͌̃̽͜͜k̴̈́͋̉̋͌ͅį̶̨̛̭̝͔̣̬͔̌̐̃̿̋ͅň̴̢̡̼̍͂̀̈́̀́̋̆g̴̮̲̃̍͂̒̈́̉̅͝ ̷̝̺̝̆͊̊̔̒͛̃͘͠͠l̶͙̫̔͋͂͗̽͘͜ͅi̷̡̯̳̲̩̗̻̞͇̍͊͊͊̿̅̓͘p̷̝͗̆s̵̮̄͒̏͒̇̓̃̓̚͝.

F I N.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this is so trash ew emr i hope u like it lmao but i couldn't stop fucking laughing while writing this stupid shit