My STD Coach: Yoonmin

V

"Today and tomorrow, we're going to work on your sportsmanship and interactions with others." Yoongi pulls out a folder from his file cabinet.

Oh great, more dumb shit.

"I'll show you a picture and you tell me what you see." Yoongi explains.

"Ok." Simple enough.

Yoongi pulls out the first picture from the folder.

"What do you see?"

"An ass."

"You see a butt?"

"Yeah. A big ass. An upside down ass."

"This is smoke from an explosion." Yoongi looks at the picture.

"Well, the explosion created a fat ass." I continue.

"All right. Next picture." Yoongi holds up another picture in front of my face.

"What do you see here?"

"A butterfly." I squint my eyes as I look at the weird black blotch on the paper.

"Does it remind you of something? Does it resemble anything?" Yoongi questions.

"It reminds me of this girl's butterfly tattoo on her ass. And it resembles a good fuck cause her pussy was pretty tight." I smirk.

Yoongi stares at me. His face obviously showing his disgust and disdain for me. He shakes his head and pulls out another picture.

"What about this one?"

"I have no idea what that is."

"Try to decipher what it is."

"A roach? A bee? Something with wings."

"Look at it carefully." Yoongi hands me the paper for me to get a close up view.

The black blotches of black on this picture is weird. There's a gap of white surrounded by a deformed black mass. Kind of looks like...

"A heart?" I look back at Yoongi to see if I'm correct.

"There's no right or wrong answer. Tell me why you say it looks like a heart."

"I don't know. This black blob in the middle looks lonely." I elaborate my claim.

"Mmhmm. Are you implying that hearts are lonely?" Yoongi presses.

"I guess. They're the big boss of our body. Without our hearts working, we'd be dead. If the other organs in our body fail, the heart takes the blame. It's a sad life for our hearts." I explain.

Yoongi listens closely and writes down what I said. He takes the picture from me.

"That was nice Mr. Park. But who's fault is it when the other organs fail? Is it ourselves or our immune system?"

I shrug.

"Let's say you're this black mass." Yoongi points to the center of the paper. "The black mass surrounding you is people. The gap in between is the distance that you create with people."

"You're alone but you seek attention. You seek attention by having sex. Once you have sex, you realize you don't need attention; you just need sex. Am I right or wrong?" Once again Yoongi's cool gaze stares into my unsteady eyes.

I gulp. Who is this dude? I mean...how does he know my motives? It's scary to be honest. How is he predicting this so perfectly?

"The lack of response tells me that I am right."

"No..."

"Then am I wrong?"

"What are you trying to get at?" I snap.

"Get to know people for themselves. Not their body. Our hearts aren't lonely. They have the help of all the organs and systems in our bodies to keep them running. If one fails, they fail together." Yoongi closes his folder and puts it back into his file cabinet.

"Tommorow, we'll work on building unity and friendships with people. Meet me at the mall at 10am." Yoongi stands and begins to walk out his office.

This bastard. I really hate him. He always ends these meetings with an 'award winning' quote then just walks away.

Like he's so proud of himself and his shitty job.

"Hey! What's the point of leaving so abrubtly? It's frustrating and confusing when you just leave after giving me a lecture. You don't even ask if I understand!" I confront the blue haired punk.

For the first time out of these three days, the bastard genuinely smiles.

"I like to leave you in wonder." And with that he exits his office.

I grab my coat and storm out of his office myself.

"I call-" Taehyung starts.

"I know! Dammit!" I slam the door to the building open as I leave.

"Have a good day!" I can hear Taehyung's voice as I march to the ugly yellow car.

I hate this place. I hate it so much. I only have to do this for another week and then I'm done. Completely done.

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