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Chapter One: School is for the Weak

I was not a very happy bunny.

So before I start this very long and very emotionally charged rant I feel the need to introduce myself. I'm Tyler Luvardez, or Villager, or Villa I really don't care. Now, I know what you're thinking "what kinda nickname is that?" well, this kid tried to roast me for being broke by calling me that and it kinda just stuck, ANYWAY time to start that emotionally charged rant I was talking about earlier.

Man, I really hate school, like, a lot. Not to sound like every teen ever but I like to think I have a valid reason not to like this place, I mean I barely learn anything and since it's a private school it's expensive as all hell, I'll bet my parents had to sell their souls or something just to get me here, but we'll save the conspiracies for another day. Anyway, I'm constantly being surrounded by bratty bourgeois (big words heck yeah) and teachers who look half ready to off themselves, honestly a mood though not gonna lie.

Right now I was in my history class, taught by Mrs. Harkinian, or Zelda if she likes you (and you're not in front of others), she's pretty cool, plus she seems to know about every historical event ever despite being only twenty one-

Wait, how the HELL is she a teacher already?

I was thrown out my thoughts when I heard a prim and proper voice call my name for registration "Tyler Luvardez?"

"Here ma'am"

Zelda nodded before continuing "Junior- oh, of course he's here"

Well duh, he's your son, shouldn't you know where he is?

In case you don't know, Junior is a buddy of mine but we always call him Toon Link, mainly because he acts super over the top and animated, plus he's a fucking weeb. Anyway, he's our gym teacher, Link Harkinian's son, wow, imagine having both of your parents work at your school?

Must suck.

"Elijah Francis?"

"Here" he responded slowly.

Fuck, that dude Elijah scares the PISS outta me. Elijah Francis, also known as Ness is infamous for being 'that one kid you never under any circumstances fuck with', with his staggering height, sharp eyes and this ability to make you feel small and weak in comparison certainly adds to his intimidation factor, I don't even think the teachers wanna try him, wild.

"Okay, um, Peter Ice-Climber?"

"Here ma'am"

"Natalie Ice-Climber?"

"Here Mrs."

"Okay um... Rock Light?"

"Sup Zelda!"

Okay, first of all can we discuss how Rock Light sounds like a god damn energy drink? No? Aight...

So, Rock Light, or Megaman if you wanna make fun of him, is like, my best friend.

Ialsohaveacrushonhimbutwhocares-

He's most definately the class clown, even though he's uber smart, he always just wants to have a quick laugh or some fun in class, honestly I think his intelligence is the only reason the school puts up with him, I mean, he is lowkey an asset.

After a few other non-relevent characters where listed I heard a name being said that pissed me off a little too much.

"Lucas Dubois? Has anyone seen Lucas?"

Almost on que, he walked in. He wore his specially embroided school blazer on top of his hand-stitched and designer uniform (like, who the hell has designer uniform?), he wore his hair slicked into a cowlick and his contacts making his already blue eyes look like they were glowing. This was Lucas Dubois, the resident rich kid and typical bully.