Blade of Marmora crAck book~1* ✔️

Vinecrack#6

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Y/n: sTAP SCARING ME THACE

THACE: nEVER UNTIL YOUR HICCUPS ARE DEAD

*many hours of hunting down hiccups (I realise there a character named hiccup and dagger*

Y/n:*on the ground and so much cuts*

Regris & Keith: AHHHH is she ded?

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Baby Keith:*randomly crawling to Y/n*

Y/n: aww 

Baby Keith: ULaz is Shi-

Y/n: SPEAK OF THR DEVIL

Ulaz/0: what did you say about me littLe sMall lAdy biTch

Y/n: nothing 

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Alurra: I'm in the tropical seas

Y/n:*has a knife*

Thace:*takes the knife and stabs the inflatable boat*

 *EVERYONE STARTS PAINCING*

llun: my dudes be calm and love GreeN beans(aka green paladin)

Shiro: NO NEVE LLUN 

Lance:*flirts with Y/n*

Kolivan: THERE'S A BOAT NEARBY

*it was a Marmora cruiser*

Kolivan: BLAdeSSS HELP US WE ARE SROWNIMNG(DROWNING)

*the boat took Voltron and everyone to safety*

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pidge:*throwing eggs at kolivan and Ulaz*

Shiro: don't you dare 

Regris: IM MISSING FUN HERE

Lotor: hello

Zarkon: are we dressing up as a disappointment son

Lotor: nono dad

Altor: MY ACH NEMESIS ZARKON

Alurra: father don't fight here

Y/n:*SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF ALTOR AND ZARKON*

*wars had happened*

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Thace: my life has been ruined by regris pregnancy teSts

Y/n: wait Regris is pregnant?

Thace: no he made pregnancy tests for everyone y/n

Ulaz: LEADER EVERYon-

Thace: don't say a single thing about this matter

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*you were writing a oneshot on Ulaz and Thace and left the laptop on when you were going to the restroom*

Regris: AHHH *HAS A NOSE BLEED from reading the oneshot* 

*everyone starts screaming their heads off**