𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝘫𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯 [✅]

✒MILLIES

a/n
i wanna finish this book quickly bc i'm planning on doing a markmin spin-off or smthn
so timeskip bc i don't wanna angst and i'm lazy
-

3 months later

[bananajohn]tenchitta sent you a message!

tenchitta
i am so done with life

bananajohn
what happened

tenchitta
me having to shoot with another boy
in my underwear
ok not mine but you get it
and he's hot but like ew don't touch me i'm basically married

bananajohn
who are you even married to bitch-

tenchitta
you??????

bananajohn
wdym we aren't even dating:(

tenchitta
well that's true but
i literally have a toothbrush at your place and so do you at mine
half of my garderobe is in your room

tenchitta
we just don't kiss and have sex

bananajohn
we could;;;;;;)

tenchitta
no i'm staying a virgin until i get married !

bananajohn
u don't even know what virginity is, ten

tenchitta
true dat i just wanted to seem pure

tenchitta
OK BUT BACK TO MY PROBLEM

tenchitta
dis bitch be touching my beautiful, juicy t h i g h s and like the photographer didn't even tell him to do it so uhm R A P E ?

tenchitta
like i'm boutta leave this place and drown myself into french fries when i get home

bananajohn
ok he needs to stop

bananajohn
hang on, be there in 10

tenchitta
wait whAT

-

[bananajohn]:tenchitta sent you a message!

tenchitta
i can't believe you actually came

tenchitta
and you glared at him

tenchitta
and literally told him

tenchitta
and i quote

tenchitta
"take your crusty-ass hands off my wife you mushroom-looking headass"

tenchitta
why are you like this

bananajohn
i mean i know you were trying to laugh it off but

bananajohn
you seemed genuinely uncomfortable so i obvs had to do something

tenchitta
you make me uwu so hard you bitch

bananajohn
yeah yeah now get your ass downstairs i know you locked yourself in the bathroom to fangirl but i wanna cuddle you

-
nana with pink hair is my new kink