Me: I WILL JOIN YOU HELL FREEZES OVER
teacher: language
Me:............. WTF
Teacher: language
Random nets asking me to join math club: I just asked if you wanted to be a mathlete
Me: I WILL JOIN YOU WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER
teacher:.......okay
Me: *starts sobbing* hazel and Gus were in love
Nerd:* slowly backs always then runs out the door*
Teacher...........get your ass out the corner
Me: language *dramatic exits out*
