Dumbledore: who shall the house cup go to this year?
Ravenclaw: we in Ravenclaw performed all of our advanced charms flawlessly
Hufflepuff: we in Hufflepuff scored highest on the herbology final
Slytherin: We in Slytherin brewed the potion the stopped the bogart infestation
Dumbledore: GRYFINDOR WINS
Harry: HARRY HAD AN ADVENTURE
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