Funny Villains and Pouty Faces

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Me- Hey peoples of the Magma Army! It's Peggy here!!

Everyone but me- Hiya!

Me- Okay, so-

Sarah- Shut up!

Me- What? Why?

Sarah- We all know there's another question or dare coming, that's why we're here! Well, I'm just here for the food. *points to cake on the table*

Stampy- CAKE!!!! *eats cake*

Squid- *is about to eat cake but Stampy eats it first* STAMPY!! *hits Stampy*

Stampy- HEY!! *punches Squid*

Squid- *fights Stampy*

Me- *breaks up Stampy and Squid and magically makes cake appear * YEAH, I GOT POWERS, TOO!! WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT! MMHHMMM....

Everyone but me- *looks at me like I'm crazy 0_0*

Me- *acts innocent* What?

*ten minutes of awkward silence later....*

Me- Okayy. Now, I have great news! First off, we're going to have some new guests appear. Trust me, I think you'll be happy with who they are.

Peggy- IS IT THEBAJANCANADIAN?!

Sarah- IS IT NOTCH?!

SkyDoesMinecraft- *appears* IS IT ME?!

Me- My lips are sealed.

Everyone but Peggy- *groans*

Sky- *groans and leaves*

Peggy- NO!! DA BENJA, THO!!

Me- I didn't say it wasn't TheBajanCanadian! I'm sorry, but I can't tell! It's classified for now! *acts like a spy* Okay, I'm done.

Lee- Any other news?

Me- Yep. *stares at everyone*

Everyone but me- *stares at me*

Me- *acts casual* Oh, you want me to go on?

Everyone but me- UH, YEAH!

Me- Oh, okay! *blushes* Well, I've decided to add something else to this book!

Amy- Well, I had a good life.

Me- It's okay, this is good. For me and the viewers, at least. We have another dare!

Sadness- YAY, YAY, YAY!!

Darkness- It appears that Sadness is very excited about this dare.

Amy- *acts sarcastic* Really? I didn't notice!

Squid- CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE DARE?!

Stampy- MinePeggy, you might want to read the dare before Squid explodes.

Me- *groans* Fine. But it's not I who is reading the dare. This dare is from @resressrs.

Sarah- *looks to viewers* PLEASE HELP US!!

Res- *appears* Shut up, Sarah. Now, I dare you all to look for HitTheTarget.

Stampy- *eyes grow wide 0_0* No. No, no, no, no, no, no! I am not, I repeat, am not looking for HitTheTarget!!!

Res- *smirks* You have to, it's a dare.

Me- *sighs* *looks to viewers* If you all don't know who HitTheTarget is, he's a person who comes into Stampy's Lovely World and tries to steal Stampy's dogs to create a dog army. Now, you have to do that dare, Stampy.

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