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SHADOWHUNTERS TV SHOW RANT

*SHADOWHUNTER SEASON 2 TV SERIES SPOILER UP FRONT*

OKAY. CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A MINUTE AND TALK ABOUT VALENTINE.

All I can say right now is that HE IS A VILE LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!!!

I mean seriously, at the start of season 2 episode 10, I just had to stop and vent this out.

I MEAN WHY IS VALENTINE SO COLD HEARTED? MADZIE IS JUST A FUCKING WARLOCK CHILD SHE DID NOTHING WRONG.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WHY DID YOU JUST HAVE TO TURN HER INTO EVIL?

I mean, Madzie isn't really evil, she just thought helping Valentine is going to help her fand her nana but for god fuck's sake, CAN YOU NOT.

My heart clenches, like, literally clenches whenever I see Madzie do something bad for Valentine.

VALENTINE. CROSSED. THE. FUCKING. LINE.

And since I know friends, and I saw spoilers, WHY DID THEY LIKE MAKE MAGNUS NOT THE HIGH WARLOCK OF BROOKLYN ANYMORE? AND LORENZO THAT DUDE THAT REPLACED MAGNUS?

I ALREADY DON'T LIKE HIM.

I know Magnus made some deal with the Seelie queen, but that doesn't mean that he has to be stripped off from the title of the high warlock of Brooklyn. 

WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO HIM. 

AND ALSO, I HARDCORE SHIPS RIZZY, AKA RAPHAEL AND IZZY.

I know that they have like absolutely no interaction in the book series, but in the TV series, I HARDCORE SHIP THEM.

Don't believe me?

Let's start from the day Raphael saved Izzy from the vamps she met with to buy Yin Fen from.

She fainted in his arm. SHE FAINTED IN HIS ARMS.

I REPEAT.

SHE FAINTED IN HIS ARMS.

And, with the fangirl/ fanboy universe, this means "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT"

And let's just review the dialogue for a moment.

Izzy: I thought you hated me.

Raphael: Call it mutual dislike.

HONEY, THERE'S A VERY THIN AND BLURRED LINE BETWEEN HATE AND LOVE, AND YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO CROSSING IT.

He then proceeds to place his lips so close to hers, and when her hands are shaking he closes his hand around hers to stop the shaking.

How romantic is it?

Let's just say 1000000/10.

ROMANTIC.

Then, there's that thing in the park where she places a long ass kiss on his cheek.

JUST MOVE YOUR LIPS A BIT FURTHER TO THE RIGHT THEN BOOM! "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT"

Then, he proceeds to walk her to Max's rune party.

HE WALKS HER. WALKS. WALKS. WALKS.

AGAIN, "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT"

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Then, there's this disastrous episode where Alec found out about Izzy and Raphael's almost relationship.

But, we're not here to talk about that. We're going to be talking, about what happened before that.

HE TEACHES HER HOW TO COOK, AND TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LITTLE SISTER, THAT HE TOLD NO ONE ABOUT.

HONEY, Let's just stop for a few minutes.

Judging by my Wattpad experiences, BOYS WHO CAN COOK ARE THE BEST ONES.

LIKE, LEGIT.

Anyone reading The Badboy and the Tomboy? Yeah. Sam Cahill can cook bro. AND WE ALL WANT A SAM CAHILL.

Anyway, back to the topic.

Rizzy is now like my favorite shadowhunter ship. Other than Malec.

MALEC. MALEC. MALEC.

ONE OF THE BEST GAY SHIPS EVER. I still can't decide who's my favorite Gay ships.

Let's just be honest for a second.

Gay/ Lesbian ships are way much better than Straight ships.

Whelp, my rant is over now and I'll be back binging Shadowhunters and crying over EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Byee

Little Asian Girl, signing out.

8/ 31/ 2018 9:25 pm Taipei Taiwan