rambles

Aug. 31,2018

6:12 PM
Long time no see.
      You know, I reallly hate that expression. It's so condescending, like yeah bitch sure its been a long time, why u gotta be like that though???

Enough of that for now. Schools in session now. And boy oh boy, in the three weeks of time that I've been in the hell hole, have I got some tea for you.
      Lets start with timing. It started on Aug. 13, which means we get to miss the last, golden, soft, and lovely last days of summer. This also means we probably are going to get out of school when the sun starts burning us alive right a the beginning.
      Speaking of summer, I've been living back in Indiana for about four months, and during summer we had plenty of 90° days, and I thought I'd escaped Satans-armpit-South-Carolina; Just to find theres a less dramatically-southern version ten hours away by car. Plus the added bonus of snowpacolypse winters.
      But come winter, we're going to be knee deep in not just snow, schoolwork, too. So instead of having anticipated snow days and have "reserved days" for day to make up snow days, we have e-learning days. Which is going to be hell for me.

Reason why specically me is going to be greatly affected by this minor inconvenience:
      -I don't have wifi. (I'm using the data on my phone to make this)
      -We are planning on moving to an actual house around winter time.
      -I DON'T HAVE FUCKIN WIFI AND CAN'T ACCESS HALF THE SHIT I NEED ON MY ONLY OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICE.
      -I can't rely on my phone anyway because this bitch broke af and will prob be totaled by winter.
      -Heat cost money and when we move the bills won't start to be paid until everything is settled in.
      -I need to have time for other things like eating and sleeping not just doging and swinging in to every time the public library is open working. And to be a functioal human i psychologically actually need to have some sort of hobby.

     I realize I complain a lot and things could be worse but my complaints are valid no matter another persons problems. Though the other persons complaints are still valid, don't think I'm saying that bc u have it worse makes u a whiney bitch, I'm saying leave me alone. Don't attack me for this shit.
      Anyway, heres a list of questionable things I've heard being screamed in the hallways at school:
      -Wait, who queefed then?
      -I GOTTA FREE GRANOLA BAR BITCHES
      -Im sorry i sucked his dick, i promise i wont do it again.
      -How many inches?
      -THATS MY TAPE YOU DICKHEAD
     -*running six grader*WHY AM I SO FLUFFY!
      -But, like, I just really like black dudes. So gangster, you know?*said by another sixth grader*
      -Oh so you want ME to brush YOUR hair after what you did to MY BOYFRIEND???? *sixth grader*
      -Oh my God i love raisins so much.
      -Choclates gross, dude.
      -I love trump. not like politically, but like hes hot.
      -WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?

every time i hear shit like this i put it on a piece of paper desiganted to all this.

      Again, sorry for the huge hiatus i didnt even say was going to happen. also, more tea to come but for now, this is it.