our friend here has an untameable habit of making sexual advances on every breathing creature:
"Dear holy water, I am sorry to say but um I've become too dirty for my liking sksksk, this one time my friend choked on a hot dog and I was like [ lenny face ] is that how you choke on dick?"
the poor girl was just choking
"And then my other friend has a pet donkey and he sent me a picture and I told her " damn that ass [ tongue emoji ] " tbh it's going too far,"
that would be childishly amusing to me if i weren't holy
"this one time I said I wanted someone to fuck me and that I wanted to grind on something,, wtf is wrong with me? May the Lord have mercy on my soul."
may the Lord have mercy on your soul indeed💧
"Whatever I'll just blame it on bts-"
an effective way of coping with guilt
"Also I love you ❤️"
i love you too❤
in conclusion, you are forgiven for your uncontrollable sins💧
YOU ARE READING
CONFESSIONS.
SpiritualSEND ME ALL YOUR CONFESSIONS AND YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN. whether you came for the tea or for some inspiring life advice, you've come to the right place, sincerely, KPOP official holy water.