greetings sinners, here is our first confession.
«dear holy water, i was reading a really heated jimin smut. i got turned on and craved some big d•ck so naturally i grabbed a cucumber and r•de it. it gets worse. when i finished i put it back in the fridge, forgive me :(.»
you are forgiven. do not repeat this ever again as in is not the most hygienic form of self pleasuring. 🐸☕.
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CONFESSIONS.
SpiritualSEND ME ALL YOUR CONFESSIONS AND YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN. whether you came for the tea or for some inspiring life advice, you've come to the right place, sincerely, KPOP official holy water.
