Why the Signs are Late For School

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            Because I start school in less than a week, I thought I'd celebrate with a zodiac part. (yay! send help)                     

Aries: *is never late and NEVER misses a day

Taurus: too busy crying bc school is gross

Gemini: slept in till noon without realizing

Cancer: woke up hours early, and got distracted doing random shit

Leo: forgot to set their alarm clock the night before

Virgo: MAKEUP IS A PROCESS ok??

Libra: lol what is school ?

Scorpio: was having a existential crisis

Sagittarius: honestly just doesn't give a sh*t

Capricorn: last minute cramming for a test that very morning

Aquarius: was too busy showering and self-grooming to notice the time..

Pisces: took their time walking to the bus, and ended up missing it

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