Chris: Welcome all you crazy, sadistic viewers out there on the other side of the TV screen, to yet ANOTHER season of Total Drama! In Total Drama Generations, we're throwing 14 lucky teens into our brand new location, the Elemental Islands, for insane competitions to win five million dollars, the highest amount we've ever gone! In the Elemental Islands, there are five different islands connected by bridges, named after the elements Fire, Ice, Electricity, Water, and Earth. Each one has natural obstacles, such as pillars, mountains, and volcanoes. Right now, I'm on Water Island, the peaceful waterfall background in the distance, and our main boat dock. Our Elimination Ceremony will take place on the Fire Island, at the base of the Volcano, where any eliminations enact our losing contestants to take the Raft O' Shame, a rafting experience in a metal boat, down a lava river that leads off into the ocean, where the losers paddle home. This season, contestants whom I like to call Underdogs from the different generations of Total Drama will compete to claim their rightful million!
A boat drives up.
Chris: Here are our contestants now!
They come off the boat in triplets.
Chris: Izzy, Ella, and Topher!
Izzy: COWABUNGA! I'm going to win the million dollars!
Topher: Correction, five million. Chris needed to up the anti after declining ratings last season. I feel that bro! (Does the classic double guns hand motion) Clk clk!
Chris: Who decided to bring you back?
Chef, Total Drama's chef and Chris' right hand man, steps out and raises his hand, then walks away slowly when Chris gives him a glare.
Ella:(singing) I'm happy to be back, hope I don't step on the elimination thumb tack! (Tip toes past Chris)
Chris: Alright.... That was our first cringe inducing moment of the season! Next three contestants: Collin, Scarlett, and Gianna! Still don't know why the producers decided to invite her back...
Scarlett: It took some convincing on my part of the bargain, but I'm back for revenge and the million!
Gianna:(conf) I like Scarlett very much. She's....pretty.
Collin:(conf) I don't even know why the hell I'm back here. Last time I thought I could actually win I just got cursed, and wasn't that already a thing with DJ in World Tour? Unoriginal McLean. Un-o-rig-in-al.
Scarlett:(conf) That weird psychic girl, Gianna, who's a total ripoff of Dawn, was looking at me funny. I hope she doesn't get any bright ideas. I don't swing that way. Or any ways to be precise. I'm asexual, or, in other terms, in the state of a late development of pubescence. To put it in viewer language, I don't think people are sexy, yo.
Gianna: Scarlett, us girls must band together to defeat the rest of these no good baboons!
Scarlett: You're starting to sound like Hanna and that terrifies me. Please back away before I get any bright ideas to shatter you frontal lobe.
Gianna: Smart and beautiful, a wondrous combination!
Scarlett: I will cut you.
Gianna: Backing away now...
Chris: Speaking of Hanna, here she is now!
Gasps escalate throughout the room as a boat arrive with nothing but a coffin on it.
Ella: Has Hanna passed on without our knowledge?
Topher: Is that crazy witch with a capital B dead?
Hanna: Total Drama competitors! Prepare for my villainous return as....(pops out in a strange costume with fangs) a vampire!
Collin: Wut.
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Total Drama Generations
FanfictionIn Season 3 of @total_drama_is_life/@ImaginativeApricot's Total Drama Series, even underdogs have their time in the spotlight too! On the Elemental Islands, fourteen teenagers risk their chance for an upped priced of 5 million dollars for a reward...
