Total Drama Generations

Episode 2: EleMENTAL!

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Generations, I introduced you to the cast of poor unfortunate souls that have been stranded on the Elemental Islands for the next couple of weeks, until somebody goes home with a five million dollar prize! Due to the Steaming Penguin's lack of participation whatsoever, they lost the challenge after Collin exposed an internet scandal involving your friendly neighborhood homegirl, LeShawna. Collin seemed to get all blushy around Topher, but he's still in a relationship with beloved BeBe, who I enlisted to join the show, but never responded. Huh. Anyhoo! What will become of the 12 disciples of death that remain on these doomed islands? Will they rise to the occasion and not get burnt to a crisp? Will this show get canceled due to poor ratings? Not today. I've got something particularly excited planned. (Loudspeaker) All contestants report to the beach by the dock for your breakfast!

Both teams arrive safely, a rare occurrence in a Total Drama episode. They look around the see that Chef, the islands' chef and Chris' right hand man, has laid out a nice little picnic for them to enjoy their disgusting mush.

Chef: Sit down. Eat or be eaten. (He grins devilishly) I'm hungry too, you know.

Collin:(gulps)(conf) Chef has intimidated me since day one. Technically, I have seen through his rock hard shell of fear-inducing muscles, and he can be a sweetheart, But I am not about to get eaten today.

Collin shovels the grey mush into his mouth and gives Chef two thumbs up, cringing.

Chef: Kiss up. EAT YO DAMN FOOD, SON!

Simon stares at his food with a plastered grin on his face, and wide eyes.

Simon: My positive attitude is rejected this unhealthy pile of junk food.

Katia: Look, don't get Chef mad. I've been watching this show for a while now, and I've seen his wrath. Eat up.

Simon: No, thank you, my pretty. I don't think that this meal is as tasteful as your wonderful personality.

Katia:(blushes) Shucks. No boy's ever said that to me before.

LeShawna: I highly doubt that, honeydew. You're smoking! If I had a dingaling, I'd ask you to prom even after I graduated!

Katia: Thank you?

LeShawna:(conf) Katia is physically beneficial to the team. If I can form a good enough bond with her, we can win this time. I don't even know about Scarlett. I was going to persuade her to an alliance, but she seems occupied.

Scarlett:(conf)(typing on her laptop) To do list. Number 1, poison Chris in his sleep. Number 2, take over the elemental islands and create a meta island with the power to overtake the world, while eating some Jiffy Pop, because, after kidnapping the intern and taking over his office, that stuff is GOOD!

Izzy:(conf) I'm glad that Hanna's gone. There's only room for one crazy girl on this island, and that is Izzy! I wonder how she's doing, by the way...

Ella:(singing) If I were Chris McLean, I would not eat this mush. I would drop my sadist act, and stop hurting children so much!

Topher: Surprisingly, that's some accurate improvisation right there.

Brick: Ehem, Dawn?

Dawn: Yes, what is it, Brick?

Brick: I was wondering, considering we're the only second generation Total Drama members in this game, if you'd want to make an alliance?

Dawn: But we're on opposing teams, so we couldn't overpower that much.

Brick: True, but I trust you. And that's a really big deal for me. To trust someone, I mean.

Dawn: Er, okay? I'm not being that strategic this time around. I'm letting the flow of nature guide me down the right pathway.