-Justin's Pov-
Throwing my baseball at the cell wall and watching as people who did commit crimes walking past my cell.
How did i end up in here you ask?.......
Blame miss goggles the old Noisy old women of Canada.
-flashback mode MISS GOGGLES POV -
"TED....... TED STOP SLEEPING THAT OLD BANGED UP CHAIR GET OVER HERE " i screamed zooming in on my goggles watching car parking lot.
"I don't give a hoot what is going on so stop going into people's business!", Ted snapped putting the newspaper over his head.
"You never give a hoot about anything you old bin bag" i said with my old clacking voice playing up on me again.
Zooming in closer, i noticed that strange hair kid bieber and that odd looking girl Jessica.
"TED THIS BETTER THAN FRIENDS ON E4" I shouted in amazement watching the drama. Ted groaned ignoring my comment.
Watching again with my round Spectles, glasses on tip of my nose and my earing aid on full blast for any sound coming from car parking lot.
BANG BANG BANG!
"TED TED DID YOU FART" I screamed in horror my walking stick hitting ted on way down. Ted rubbed his head where my walking stick fell.
"No i didn't and sound like gun shot" he said being all moody. Gun shot more drama rang through my ears.
I put my goggles back on and watched as the werid hair flipping kid and odd girl run from parking lot.
"TED TED WHERE DID YOU PUT THE THINGY BOOP WITH BUTTONS" i asked not letting them escape
"You mean the moblie phone" he asked being all tech. "ALL I WANTED WAS PHONE TED NOT LONG THING I WON'T REMEBER WHAT YOU SAID" i snapped.
Ted sighed and handed me the button thing and i began to type the buttons on the thingy.
"HELLO POLICE THIS MISS GOGGLES"
"She back again guys" police man mumbled to the other officers
"I MIGHT HAVING EARING AID BUT I HEARD THAT I WANT TO REPORT A CRIME" I said slowly not letting my fasle teeth fall out.
"what is it this time miss goggles someone trying to steal mail again" police officer said eating doughnut.
"NO SOMEONE HAS BEEN SHOT I THINK YOU SHOULD COME DOWN HERE NOW" I ordered,
walking in my slippers to window with my goggles watching carefully.
"ALSO MY UNDER WEAR GRANNY UPS HAVE BEEN MISSING FROM MY WASHING LINE I NEED THEM BACK THANK YOU" i replied and hang up on the officers.
"One day your goggles will become broken and when that happens we not buying new pair" ted said going to his room.
"I WILL USE EBAY FOR THAT THEN TED"
Just one problem i didn't have clue how work this macbook or internet. Darn it.
-end of flashback Justin Pov-
Thanks to that old coot i'm stuck in cell throwing this baseball back and forth like never ending song.
"Officer Lucasward " officer said with kid's star pin stuck to his chest
Looking up and down thinking the police force must been on drugs when they let him on force,
or just to lazy to find other people to join force. I sighed knowing he probarly give me long story on random crap i never heard before.
Someone get me out this cell before i end up killing him with my baseball.
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Godbless miss goggles god bless that women LMAO
