Comandercat: someday some unsuspecting person is going to come along and start reading this book and be like "this is is stupid. Why am I reading this? I hate this! But I can't stop reading this!"
Spykitten: *does weird stuff with arms* what even was that!?
Comandercat: kinda like I do when I rage. *Yells* WHAT!? *rolls onto back and starts waving arms and legs and accidently kicks her own foot with her other foot because that happens, then grabs foot while saying ow ow ow and laughing and blinking because I think u know why*
Spykitten: you alive?
Comandercat: *sits up* ye
Spykitten: is that a yes.
Comandercat: yeah.
Spykitten: *throws giant sword at Comandercat's belly*
Comandercat: ehhhhh!?!?
Spykitten: *throws tiny grain of sand so tiny Comandercat can barley feel it*
Comandercat: *silent for like two seconds*
Comandercat: *screams such a high pitch scream only the dogs with the best hearing can hear her*
YOU ARE READING
Laughter
HumorTake a seat, have a laugh (or two) but always remember that you need to take a breath to- read. just read. Laughter is good for a cats soul!
