This dare is by kyrafangirls , she has her own Ask or Dare book so you should check her out. She dares Taurtis to run around the whole world and back.
Taurtis: I need like ten thousand gallons of water, and a giant bridge to actually cross the ocean ;-;
Take this bottle of water, then figure out how to cross the boarders. Good luck.
Taurtis: ;-;
A dare is a dare.
Taurtis: Fine. I'll see you in a few years. *Runs away*
Is it too late to tell him that he needs food?
Taurtis: *In the distance* What did you say?
You need food.
Taurtis: I'm bringing 500 bags of Toritos.
Oh. Bye. ._.